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* Combine the fortunes-o.real and the fortunes2-o file, as was donedougb2007-12-071-13498/+0
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | with fortunes and fortunes2 2 years and 2 days ago. The fortunes2-o file was brought in with the original import of the 4.4 Lite games directory, but has always consisted in large part of fortunes duplicated from other files. The combined size of the two files is still only 631K, or less than 1/3rd of the size of the fortunes file. Combining them has the added benefit of making the fortunes from fortunes2-o visibile to fortune(6)'s -m option. This change should probably not be MFC'ed beyond RELENG_7.
* Sort these files using: sh ../tools/do_sort < $file > $file.sorteddougb2007-12-071-183/+182
| | | | This greatly aids in detecting duplicates, among other things.
* This is a massive cleanup of the fortune files, including removaldougb2007-12-071-1852/+273
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | of many duplicates, formatting/whitespace fixes, spelling fixes, and a host of others. Note: No fortunes were intentionally removed (other than duplicates) as part of this cleanup. In removing dupes I tried to be generous in not removing similarly worded fortunes that had even slightly different punch lines. Duplicates were resolved as follows (in this order): * + limerick -> limerick * + fortunes-o.real -> fortunes-o.real * + fortunes2-o -> fortunes2-o * + zippy -> zippy murphy + fortunes -> fortunes In correcting spelling I've tried to leave colloquial variations (especially British'isms) intact, as well as to not "correct" errors that are part of the joke. In fortunes and fortunes2-o I combined a couple of fortunes that were adjacent to each other that seemed like they should have originally been combined, and split a couple that seemed like they should have originally been split. Miscellaneous: 1. Fixed underlining 2. Capitalized proper names 3. Removed quotation marks from "freestanding" quotes for consistency 4. Added quotation marks to QOTD fortunes that needed them 5. Corrected or added many attributions 6. Removed apostrophes from trailing 's' that are plural, not possessive 7. Updated the path to fortune stuff included in some of the jokes 8. Updated several fortunes to their original version, and added attribution 9. Split up compound words that ispell tripped over
* More minor cleanups:dougb2007-01-061-3/+0
| | | | | | | | | 1. Fix small typo "retorted ." -> "retorted." 2. Remove from fortunes a story that is duplicated in fortunes2-o 3. Remove from fortunes and fortunes2-o Zippy the Pinhead quotes that are already in the zippy file. 4. ... therefore remove zippy from fortunes.sp.ok 5. Remove a duplicate in the zippy file.
* Remove a duplicate and fix a typo.schweikh2005-09-101-1/+1
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* Move the "yiddish cooking has killed more jews than Hitler" quote backmurray2005-08-191-0/+3
| | | | | | | | | to the offensive file. The other Hitler quotes/references stay in the unoffensive file, as they offer more historical perspective than this one. Approved by: core
* Be a nice community member and honor the request for backout afterschweikh2005-08-101-73/+0
| | | | stirring the hornet's nest. This issue will be resolved by core.
* Move the Hitler quotes and some references to him to the "offensive" file.schweikh2005-08-081-0/+73
| | | | I did not bother to sort them all. If you have a script, feel free.
* s/worman/woman/schweikh2005-02-031-1/+1
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* Removed full duplicates that only differ in amount of whitespaceru2005-02-011-20/+0
| | | | and line breaks.
* Correct grammo.schweikh2004-08-141-1/+1
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* Correct assorted typos and grammos.schweikh2004-06-101-3/+3
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* Fix all cases of unintended word doublings (the the, and and, ...) and aschweikh2003-12-261-3/+3
| | | | few typos.
* Remove near-duplicate entry, keeping the better attributed one.gsutter2003-06-191-12/+0
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* Add a new chance at getting offended, having removed so many.eivind2003-03-241-0/+3
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* Remove duplicateseivind2003-03-241-202/+0
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* Fix two more typoseivind2003-03-241-2/+2
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* Fix typoseivind2003-03-191-15/+14
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* Improved version of Unix sex.dcs2003-03-171-0/+3
| | | | Submitted by: Chris Wasser <cwasser@shaw.ca>
* Correct typos, mostly s/ a / an / where appropriate. Some whitespace cleanup,schweikh2003-01-011-8/+8
| | | | especially in troff files.
* Fix typos, mostly s/ an / a / where appropriate and a few s/an/and/schweikh2002-12-301-4/+4
| | | | Add FreeBSD Id tag where missing.
* Add one more here.jmallett2002-04-291-0/+10
| | | | Submitted by: Glen "Going to be a Daddy" Neff
* Spell out the name of Hunter S. Thompson.jmallett2002-04-291-1/+1
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* Sort one, remove some dupes.jmallett2002-04-291-17/+3
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* Add something I found amusing when overheard, and a paraphrasal of it.jmallett2002-04-291-0/+4
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* * Add $FreeBSD$ to limerick and zippydougb2002-04-281-241/+241
| | | | | | | * Delete trailing white space in all its forms. In addition to being bad style in general, it also causes formatting, and other problems for various third party items (like xscreensaver) which use fortunes for their own purposes.
* Kill one version of a limerick here.jmallett2002-04-281-6/+0
| | | | Approved by: The usual suspects on that IRC channel.
* Kill some duplicates.jmallett2002-04-281-24/+0
| | | | Kill an incorrectly duplicated Einstein limerick (thanks phk!)
* Kill one exact duplicate of a Hunter S. Thompson quote. Put on peril-sensitivejmallett2002-04-271-4/+3
| | | | sunglasses for great evil, too.
* Death to duplicate fortunes.jmallett2002-04-271-6/+0
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* Add some of uncontroversial fortunes from my files.wollman2002-04-251-0/+6
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* Remove a duplicate with a typo.schweikh2002-03-231-6/+0
| | | | MFC after: 3 days
* Don't say a fscking word, any one of you.wes1999-10-251-3/+0
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* Moderate the "public" fortunes file somewhat; add the original towes1999-10-241-1/+6
| | | | | | | the -offensive database. Also provide some whimsy in the $FBSD$ headers. Suggested by: The Kibbutz squad.
* Change path order in makefile so newer fortune files will be built withdcs1999-10-021-0/+4
| | | | | | | | the latest fortune (strfile/caesar) sources. Correct a separator type in fortunes2. Add Unix geeks dating instructions (reference card style).
* Fix a bunch of typos and spelling errors.mpp1999-08-061-89/+89
| | | | | PR: misc/12965 Partially Submitted by: Patrick Seal <patseal@hyperhost.net>
* Typo fix.max1997-06-141-1/+1
| | | | | PR: 3662 Submitted by: Matthew Hunt <mph@pobox.com>
* Bring in the 4.4 Lite games directory, modulo man page changes and segregationjkh1994-09-041-0/+15338
of the x11 based games. I'm not going to tag the originals with bsd_44_lite and do this in two stages since it's just not worth it for this collection, and I've got directory renames to deal with that way. Bleah. Submitted by: jkh
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