Some David Gerrold limericks, which he gratiously allowed us to

reproduce. I'll add the file to the makefile once I have finished adding
the limericks.

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+%% $FreeBSD$
+%% From The War Against The Chtorr,
+%% Copyright David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved,
+%% used with permission of the author.
+%%
+%%© This is the copyright line. 
+%%Eighty-nine is the year we assign. 
+%%	These verses are caroled 
+%%	by one David Gerrold. 
+%%All rights are reserved. This is mine. *
+%%
+A limerick of classic proportion
+should have meter and rhyme and a portion
+	of humor quite lewd,
+	and a frightfully crude,
+impossible sexual contortion.
+
+From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
+rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
+%
+A limerick is best when it's lewd,
+gross, titillating and crude --
+	but this one is clean, 
+	unless you are seen
+reading it aloud in the nude.
+
+From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
+rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
+%
+I wanted to print here a medley
+of limericks so gross they were deadly, 
+	but when the typesetter tried
+	to set them, he died;
+(not to mention my editor, Smedly.) 
+
+From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
+rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
+%
+I have written some limericks quite fateful, 
+malicious and vicious and hateful;
+	but I've torn up the jokes 
+	that will sicken most folks,
+and humanity ought to be grateful.
+
+From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
+rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
+%
+There was a young lady named Bright,
+Whose speed was far faster than light.
+	She went out one day,
+	In a relative way, 
+And returned the previous night.
+
+From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
+rights reserved, used with permission of the author.