From 9910944f5b0b7d94224998f00f74c8c569b54a4a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: dcs Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 20:33:14 +0000 Subject: Some David Gerrold limericks, which he gratiously allowed us to reproduce. I'll add the file to the makefile once I have finished adding the limericks. --- games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick | 55 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 55 insertions(+) create mode 100755 games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick (limited to 'games') diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick b/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick new file mode 100755 index 0000000..ffa83e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ +%% $FreeBSD$ +%% From The War Against The Chtorr, +%% Copyright David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, +%% used with permission of the author. +%% +%%© This is the copyright line. +%%Eighty-nine is the year we assign. +%% These verses are caroled +%% by one David Gerrold. +%%All rights are reserved. This is mine. * +%% +A limerick of classic proportion +should have meter and rhyme and a portion + of humor quite lewd, + and a frightfully crude, +impossible sexual contortion. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A limerick is best when it's lewd, +gross, titillating and crude -- + but this one is clean, + unless you are seen +reading it aloud in the nude. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +I wanted to print here a medley +of limericks so gross they were deadly, + but when the typesetter tried + to set them, he died; +(not to mention my editor, Smedly.) + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +I have written some limericks quite fateful, +malicious and vicious and hateful; + but I've torn up the jokes + that will sicken most folks, +and humanity ought to be grateful. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young lady named Bright, +Whose speed was far faster than light. + She went out one day, + In a relative way, +And returned the previous night. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. -- cgit v1.1