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authorjmallett <jmallett@FreeBSD.org>2002-04-29 01:22:50 +0000
committerjmallett <jmallett@FreeBSD.org>2002-04-29 01:22:50 +0000
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Sort one, remove some dupes.
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@@ -5311,17 +5311,6 @@ coyote love, n:
coyote ugly, adj:
When you chew off the other arm 'cause she'll be looking for
a one-armed man!
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-coyote love, n:
- Coyote love is a nebulous term. Basically, what it involves is
- the taking of a member of the preferred sex home from a singles
- bar. Then, when you wake up the next morning, they're sleeping
- on your arm. So, rather than wake them up as you escape, you
- chew off your arm at the shoulder.
-
-coyote ugly, adj:
- When you chew off the other arm 'cause she'll be looking for
- a one-armed man!
See also proof that average instantaneous beauty increases monotonically
as alcohol consumption increases and time, t, approaches last call.
@@ -5412,6 +5401,9 @@ you can all go to hell, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you..."
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Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
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+date; talk; touch; unzip; finger; expand; strip; head; mount; yes; yes; yes;
+eject; more; sleep
+%
Dave has an aeroplane,
In which he likes to frisk.
Oh what a foolish boy,
@@ -5638,9 +5630,6 @@ idea that I'm knocking the American system.
Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.
-- Woody Allen
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-Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
- -- Woody Allen
-%
Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash.
-- Bo Diddley
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@@ -15306,6 +15295,3 @@ To a couple of truckers from Erie P.A.,
Zippity doo dah, zippity ay.
-- John Valby
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-date; talk; touch; unzip; finger; expand; strip; head; mount; yes; yes; yes;
-eject; more; sleep
-%
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