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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o index fc50893..536fefc 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o @@ -5311,17 +5311,6 @@ coyote love, n: coyote ugly, adj: When you chew off the other arm 'cause she'll be looking for a one-armed man! -% -coyote love, n: - Coyote love is a nebulous term. Basically, what it involves is - the taking of a member of the preferred sex home from a singles - bar. Then, when you wake up the next morning, they're sleeping - on your arm. So, rather than wake them up as you escape, you - chew off your arm at the shoulder. - -coyote ugly, adj: - When you chew off the other arm 'cause she'll be looking for - a one-armed man! See also proof that average instantaneous beauty increases monotonically as alcohol consumption increases and time, t, approaches last call. @@ -5412,6 +5401,9 @@ you can all go to hell, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you..." % Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention. % +date; talk; touch; unzip; finger; expand; strip; head; mount; yes; yes; yes; +eject; more; sleep +% Dave has an aeroplane, In which he likes to frisk. Oh what a foolish boy, @@ -5638,9 +5630,6 @@ idea that I'm knocking the American system. Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen % -Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. - -- Woody Allen -% Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley % @@ -15306,6 +15295,3 @@ To a couple of truckers from Erie P.A., Zippity doo dah, zippity ay. -- John Valby % -date; talk; touch; unzip; finger; expand; strip; head; mount; yes; yes; yes; -eject; more; sleep -% |