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-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 4 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 | 19 |
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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index f20a4fe..d5ae96d 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -8043,6 +8043,10 @@ Supporting each man on the top of the tide Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice: What I tell you three times is true.' % +Just think -- blessed SCSI cables! Do a big enough sacrifice and create +a +5 blessed SCSI cable of connectivity. + -- Lionel Lauer +% Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a faster rat!!! % diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index fffbedf..114203b 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -21219,6 +21219,12 @@ I am not an Economist. I am an honest man! I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger. -- Gloria Steinem % +I am of the belief that catnip arrived on the planet in the same spaceship +that delivered cats. It is the only thing they have from their home +planet. Tuna, chicken, sparrow-brains, etc., these are all things of our +world that they like, but catnip is crack from home. + -- Bill Cole +% I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say (in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated. -- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason" @@ -42011,6 +42017,11 @@ Chaplin trying to cook a shoe. % The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary? % +"The deceased was killed by 1207.3557298 Volts AC RMS applied by +accident when he brushed against the output terminal of a John B. +Fluke Company High Voltage Calibrator." + -- fictitious coroner's report by Mike Andrews +% The decision doesn't have to be logical; it was unanimous. % The default Magic Word, "Abracadabra", actually is a corruption of the @@ -49441,6 +49452,14 @@ user, n: Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S.C. Johnson % +Using [Windows] for any sort of serious work is like playing an old +text-based adventure game. You're five feet from making it to your +goal, when bup-POW! a ten ton rock falls on your head. Because you +didn't disarm the trap three hours before. [...] + +I always hated those adventure games. + -- David Gerard +% Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. -- Tom Robbins % |