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@@ -16400,3 +16400,9 @@ since I first called my brother's father dad.
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 Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
 	People are always available for work in the past tense.
+%
+Definitions of hardware and software for dummies:
+
+	Hardware is what you kick;
+	Software is what you curse.
+