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Diffstat (limited to 'games/fortune')
-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 4 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real | 2 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 | 2 |
3 files changed, 4 insertions, 4 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 6992dca..30bb2e5 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -10756,10 +10756,10 @@ A: One per person. Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence. % -Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ? +Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat? A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires. % -Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat? +Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat? A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires. Q: How long does it take? diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real index 1642918..94e86ed 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real @@ -839,7 +839,7 @@ of a forthcoming Papal Bull ... If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him. It means he experiments. % -If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position. +If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position. % "If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw." diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index 3b44837..1d80a34 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -36577,7 +36577,7 @@ A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it. % -Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat? +Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat? A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires. Q: How long does it take? |