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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0d33993 --- /dev/null +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +%%$FreeBSD$ +You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. +% +When you're up to your nose in shit, +be sure to keep your mouth shut. +% +One's life tends to be like a beaver's, +one dam thing after another. +% +Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. +% +Old Scottish prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be +right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds. +% +All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will +happen or it won't. + +This is especially true when dealing with women. + +Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you. +% +Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on +Sunday pray for crop failure. +% +Early to rise and early to bed makes a male +healthy and wealthy and dead. |