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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 226e761..2f9c89d 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -8013,6 +8013,9 @@ immune to bullets" of the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated?" -- Patricia O Tuama, rissa@killer.DALLAS.TX.US % +"Just remember, it all started with a mouse." + -- Walt Disney +% Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty! % @@ -14024,6 +14027,10 @@ working for you. armadillos." -- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissioner % +There's nothing so precious as a cafe full of Gap kiddies trying to +work out whether you're really wearing rubber pants. + -- Mike Smith +% "There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate." % @@ -16388,10 +16395,3 @@ since I first called my brother's father dad. % Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense. -% -"Just remember, it all started with a mouse." - -- Walt Disney -% -There's nothing so precious as a cafe full of Gap kiddies trying to -work out whether you're really wearing rubber pants. - -- Mike Smith |
