Fix typos

1 files changed, 14 insertions, 15 deletions

diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
index b6dfba2..c38c9f5 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
@@ -1221,7 +1221,7 @@ Catholic girls fuck like bunnies."
 %
 	Joan, the rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of
 her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.  She wore a bathing suit
-the frist day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her
+the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her
 way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.  She'd hardly
 begun when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her
 stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
@@ -1378,10 +1378,9 @@ his current flow, it caused her shunt to overheat, and Micro-Farad was rapidly
 discharged and drained of every electron.  They Fluxed all night trying
 various connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost
 all of its field strength.
-	Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction  and  damaged  her
-solenoids.  With his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to
-excite his field, so they spent the night reversing polarity and blowing
-each others fuses.
+	Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoids.
+With his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to excite his field,
+so they spent the night reversing polarity and blowing each others fuses.
 		-- Eddie Currents, "The Sex Life of an Electron"
 %
 	One of my favorite Zoo jokes has to do with a woman who, while
@@ -2863,7 +2862,7 @@ Wished to foster an aura of menace.
 And white footgear intended for tennis.
 		-- Edward Gorey, "Amphigorey"
 %
-A drunk was sitting at the end of the bar in a popular single's place,
+A drunk was sitting at the end of the bar in a popular singles' place,
 watching a young, good-looking man working his way through the women.  The
 guy didn't appear to be having much luck, and he was only spending a few
 moments with each woman.  As he worked his way closer, while he couldn't
@@ -3508,7 +3507,7 @@ by the propensity to be sexually aroused by the sight of males.
 %
 A nuclear family is out golfing one day, when it becomes clear that Dad isn't
 going to win any trophies, at least on this course.  On the 3rd hole, after
-two miserable bogies, he misses a two foot putt and exclaims, "Shit!"
+two miserable bogies, he misses a two foot put and exclaims, "Shit!"
 	His wife glances over at their sixteen year old daughter and says
 nothing.
 	On the fourth hole Dad tees off with an incredible hook, and, after
@@ -4204,7 +4203,7 @@ must go to the same assay-room and be subjected to common tests.  It is the
 essence of all dogmatic faiths to hold that any such "show-down" is
 sacrilegious and perverse.  The characteristic of religion, from their point
 of view, is that it is intellectually secret, not public; peculiarly revealed,
-not generall known; authoritatively declared, not communicated and tested
+not generally known; authoritatively declared, not communicated and tested
 in ordinary ways...It is pertinent to point out that, as long as religion
 is conceived as it is now by the great majority of professed religionists,
 there is something self-contradictory in speaking of education in religion
@@ -5358,7 +5357,7 @@ Cunnilingus is next to cleanliness.
 %
 Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back.
 %
-Dad," the 13-year-old boy asked, looking up from his social-studies text,
+"Dad," the 13-year-old boy asked, looking up from his social-studies text,
 "what did you do during the sexual revolution?"
 	"Well, son," his father confided, "I guess you could say I was
 captured early and spent the duration doing the dishes."
@@ -8328,7 +8327,7 @@ Infatuation, n:
 	When you're in love, there's a lump in your throat.
 	When you're infatuated, there's a lump in your pants.
 %
-Inspite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe
+In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe
 is composed of only two basic substances: magic and bullshit.
 %
 ====================
@@ -9340,7 +9339,7 @@ the passengers who were injured.
 	"You say," thundered the counsel for the railroad, "that you saw
 the two trains crash head on while doing sixty miles an hour.  What did you
 think when you saw this happen ?"
-	I thought," replied the Irishman, "this is one *helluva* way to run
+	"I thought," replied the Irishman, "this is one *helluva* way to run
 a railroad."
 %
 Me father makes book on the corner,
@@ -9423,7 +9422,7 @@ billions of tiny units of protoplasm, called "cells"!  And what is even more
 interesting, the ones on the outside are all dying!  This is a fact.  Your
 skin is like an aggressive modern corporation, where the older veteran cells,
 who have finally worked their way to the top and obtained offices with nice
-views, are constantly being shoved  out the  window head first, without  so
+views, are constantly being shoved out the window head first, without so
 much as a pension plan, by younger hotshot cells moving up from below.
 		-- Dave Barry
 %
@@ -9795,7 +9794,7 @@ of God.  The argument follows:  "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God,
 by chance, thus proving that you exist, therefore by your own arguments,
 you don't.  QED."  "Oh, dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and
 promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
-		-- D. Adams
+		-- Douglas Adams
 %
 Now what would they do if I just sailed away?
 Who the hell really compelled me to leave today?
@@ -12737,7 +12736,7 @@ absolutely wild!"
 %
 The husband wired home that he had been able to wind up his business trip a
 day early and would be home on Thursday.  When he walked into his apartment,
-however, he found his wife in bed with another man.  Furious,he picked up his
+however, he found his wife in bed with another man.  Furious, he picked up his
 bag and stormed out.  He met his mother-in-law on the street, told her what
 had happened and announced that he was filing for divorce in the morning.
 	"Give my daughter a chance to explain before you take any action,"
@@ -13900,7 +13899,7 @@ my husband Paul.  If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it's
 going to be a great day.  If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know
 it might rain.  I don't know why it works, but he's never been wrong!"
 	"Laurie, what if he has an erection?" asks the other woman.
-	"Honey, on a day like *that*, you don't do the *laundry."
+	"Honey, on a day like *that*, you don't do the *laundry*."
 %
 Three young women were attending the same logic class given at one of the
 better universities.  During a lecture the professor stated that he was