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authordougb <dougb@FreeBSD.org>2007-10-28 07:02:10 +0000
committerdougb <dougb@FreeBSD.org>2007-10-28 07:02:10 +0000
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Correct, add or improve attributions for, and add to quotations from
"The Wizard of Oz" One duplicate was also removed that wasn't the right quote anyway
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@@ -16494,10 +16494,10 @@ Dope will get you through times of no money better that money will get
you through times of no dope.
-- Gilbert Shelton
%
-Dorothy: But how can you talk without a brain?
-Scarecrow: Well, I don't know... but some people
- without brains do an awful lot of talking.
- -- The Wizard of Oz
+Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
+Scarecrow: I don't know. But some people without brains do an
+ awful lot of talking, don't they?
+ -- Judy Garland and Ray Bolger, "The Wizard of Oz"
%
Double!
%
@@ -20094,8 +20094,6 @@ backwards. But is that too high a price to pay for world peace? I
think not, my friend, I think not.
-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
%
-"Gee, Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore."
-%
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
A day to take the initiative. Put the garbage out, for
instance, and pick up the stuff at the dry cleaners. Watch
@@ -22013,7 +22011,7 @@ Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several
Guernsey cows? It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world.
%
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
- -- The Wizard of Oz
+ -- Frank Morgan as The Wizard, "The Wizard of Oz"
%
Heaven and earth were created all together in the same instant,
on October 23rd, 4004 B.C. at nine o'clock in the morning.
@@ -23447,6 +23445,9 @@ United States would have lost World War II."
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
-- Steven Pearl
%
+I CAN'T come back, I don't know how it works.
+ -- Frank Morgan as The Wizard, "The Wizard of Oz"
+%
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
-- Joe Walsh
%
@@ -28015,6 +28016,9 @@ I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to
thank everyone for making this night necessary.
-- Yogi Berra at a dinner in his honor
%
+Oh no my dear, I'm a very good man. I'm just a very bad wizard.
+ -- Frank Morgan as The Wizard, "The Wizard of Oz"
+%
I'm all for computer dating, but I
wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
%
@@ -38585,6 +38589,9 @@ Paul's Law:
%
Pause for storage relocation.
%
+Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
+ -- Frank Morgan as The Wizard, "The Wizard of Oz"
+%
paycheck:
The weekly $5.27 that remains after deductions for federal
withholding, state withholding, city withholding, FICA,
@@ -53297,8 +53304,8 @@ Total strangers need love, too; and I'm stranger than most.
TOTD (T-shirt Of The Day):
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
%
-Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
- -- Judy Garland, "Wizard of Oz"
+Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
+ -- Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale, "The Wizard of Oz"
%
Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies. When you
get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitch-hiking."
@@ -56222,6 +56229,9 @@ What will happen when the 32-bit Unix date goes negative in mid-January
%
What will you do if all your problems aren't solved by the time you die?
%
+What would you do with a brain if you had one?
+ -- Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale, "The Wizard of Oz"
+%
What you don't know can hurt you, only you won't know it.
%
What you don't know won't help you much either.
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