On the signs of network congestion.

Submitted by:	Simon Tatham <anakin@pobox.com>

2 files changed, 8 insertions, 0 deletions

diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index dff7bbd..3a53d62 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -10141,6 +10141,9 @@ Necessity is a mother.
 Neckties strangle clear thinking.
 		-- Lin Yutang
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+Network packets are like buses. You wait all day, and then 3Com
+along at once.
+%
 Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
 %
 Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
index 1b5db30..1428904 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
@@ -7648,6 +7648,11 @@ objects, such as the faces of loved ones, causes eye strain in computer
 scientists.  Researchers into the phenomenon cite the added concentration
 needed to "make sense" of such unnatural three dimensional objects.
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+A regular expression goes into a pub with a friend, intending to
+find a girl for him. However, when the cockney barman finds this
+out he says to it "Ere! I'll have no pattern match-making in my
+pub!"
+%
 A rich man told me recently that a liberal is a man who tells other
 people what to do with their money.
 		-- Imamu Amiri Baraka (Leroi Jones)