From 513cf0367d5dbf71d5b63e1fdd5e4131677eb1bd Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: fanf Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 10:00:14 +0000 Subject: On the signs of network congestion. Submitted by: Simon Tatham --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 3 +++ games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 | 5 +++++ 2 files changed, 8 insertions(+) (limited to 'games') diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index dff7bbd..3a53d62 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -10141,6 +10141,9 @@ Necessity is a mother. Neckties strangle clear thinking. -- Lin Yutang % +Network packets are like buses. You wait all day, and then 3Com +along at once. +% Never be led astray onto the path of virtue. % Never call a man a fool; borrow from him. diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index 1b5db30..1428904 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -7648,6 +7648,11 @@ objects, such as the faces of loved ones, causes eye strain in computer scientists. Researchers into the phenomenon cite the added concentration needed to "make sense" of such unnatural three dimensional objects. % +A regular expression goes into a pub with a friend, intending to +find a girl for him. However, when the cockney barman finds this +out he says to it "Ere! I'll have no pattern match-making in my +pub!" +% A rich man told me recently that a liberal is a man who tells other people what to do with their money. -- Imamu Amiri Baraka (Leroi Jones) -- cgit v1.1