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authordougb <dougb@FreeBSD.org>2006-12-30 21:54:41 +0000
committerdougb <dougb@FreeBSD.org>2006-12-30 21:54:41 +0000
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Add the fortunes from the PR that were not already present.
Delete some duplicates found while double checking the new ones, and fix a typo. These haven't been sorted yet, but will be in a future commit. PR: ports/40273 Submitted by: Achim Patzner <ap@proxon.bnc.net>
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-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes30
-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real6
2 files changed, 29 insertions, 7 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index ddfb258..c98c840 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -10084,8 +10084,6 @@ Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
%
Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.
%
-Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
-%
Always run from a knife and rush a gun.
-- Jimmy Hoffa
%
@@ -17877,10 +17875,6 @@ to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
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-Experience, n:
- Something you don't get until just after you need it.
- -- Olivier
-%
Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye,
particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.
-- Clifton Fadiman, "Enter Conversing"
@@ -37324,7 +37318,7 @@ Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Old timer, n:
One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
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-Oliver's Law:
+Olivier's Law:
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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omnibiblious, adj.:
@@ -61036,3 +61030,25 @@ and social environment, and it will alter his ways of living...
unquestionably will become the greatest adventure of the human mind."
- from David Sarnoff by Eugene Lyons, 1966.
+%
+Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
+%
+Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
+That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have
+their shoes.
+%
+If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
+%
+Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
+and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
+%
+If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
+probably worth it.
+%
+Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
+%
+There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
+%
+Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
+%
+Never miss a good chance to shut up.
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
index 301ac0b..c2393ae 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
@@ -2268,3 +2268,9 @@ to bullshit you, or I may just be bullshitting you inadvertently."
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UNIX is hard. Let's go shopping!
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+Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
+%
+No one is listening until you fart.
+%
+We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
+then things get worse.
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