From 04d777c063bfd2bb16af385cd179669da6a2404e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: dougb Date: Sat, 30 Dec 2006 21:54:41 +0000 Subject: Add the fortunes from the PR that were not already present. Delete some duplicates found while double checking the new ones, and fix a typo. These haven't been sorted yet, but will be in a future commit. PR: ports/40273 Submitted by: Achim Patzner --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 30 +++++++++++++++++++++++------- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real | 6 ++++++ 2 files changed, 29 insertions(+), 7 deletions(-) (limited to 'games') diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index ddfb258..c98c840 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -10084,8 +10084,6 @@ Always draw your curves, then plot your reading. % Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out. % -Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. -% Always run from a knife and rush a gun. -- Jimmy Hoffa % @@ -17877,10 +17875,6 @@ to make new mistakes instead of old ones. % Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. % -Experience, n: - Something you don't get until just after you need it. - -- Olivier -% Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something. -- Clifton Fadiman, "Enter Conversing" @@ -37324,7 +37318,7 @@ Old soldiers never die. Young ones do. Old timer, n: One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization. % -Oliver's Law: +Olivier's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. % omnibiblious, adj.: @@ -61036,3 +61030,25 @@ and social environment, and it will alter his ways of living... unquestionably will become the greatest adventure of the human mind." - from David Sarnoff by Eugene Lyons, 1966. +% +Never test the depth of the water with both feet. +% +Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. +That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have +their shoes. +% +If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. +% +Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, +and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. +% +If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was +probably worth it. +% +Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield. +% +There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. +% +Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. +% +Never miss a good chance to shut up. diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real index 301ac0b..c2393ae 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real @@ -2268,3 +2268,9 @@ to bullshit you, or I may just be bullshitting you inadvertently." % UNIX is hard. Let's go shopping! % +Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. +% +No one is listening until you fart. +% +We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... +then things get worse. -- cgit v1.1