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authordougb <dougb@FreeBSD.org>2009-11-07 22:13:29 +0000
committerdougb <dougb@FreeBSD.org>2009-11-07 22:13:29 +0000
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Properly sort a math fortune after the changes in r193486
Properly sort fortunes added in r174879 and r174959
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1 files changed, 26 insertions, 26 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 22d77d1..7458fda 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -69,6 +69,17 @@ either. If you need some help, give us a call.
-- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business Systems
%
+ 1/2
+ 12 + 144 + 20 + 3*4 2
+ ---------------------- + 5 * 11 = 9 + 0
+ 7
+
+A dozen, a gross and a score,
+Plus three times the square root of four,
+ Divided by seven,
+ Plus five times eleven,
+Equals nine squared plus zero, no more!
+%
-- Gifts for Children --
This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children,
@@ -674,17 +685,6 @@ Liza Minnelli.
%
... with liberty and justice for all who can afford it.
%
- 1/2
- 12 + 144 + 20 + 3*4 2
- ---------------------- + 5 * 11 = 9 + 0
- 7
-
-A dozen, a gross and a score,
-Plus three times the square root of four,
- Divided by seven,
- Plus five times eleven,
-Equals nine squared plus zero, no more!
-%
7,140 pounds on the Sun
97 pounds on Mercury or Mars
255 pounds on Earth
@@ -33065,6 +33065,10 @@ versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.
%
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts
%
+May all your Emus lay soft boiled eggs, and may all your
+Kangaroos be born with iPods already fitted.
+ -- Aussie New Years wish, found on hasselbladinfo.com
+%
May all your PUSHes be POPped.
%
May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
@@ -59764,6 +59768,17 @@ You've been telling me to relax all the way here,
and now you're telling me just to be myself?
-- The Return of the Secaucus Seven
%
+You've decked the halls with a dozen miles' length of electric lights.
+Your front lawn is a gleaming testament of incandescent wonder. The neighbors
+wear sunglasses 24/7, and orbiting satellites have officially picked up
+and pinpointed your house as the brightest spot on earth.
+
+You've finally put together the Christmas wonderland of your dreams... now
+if only you could get a good picture of it.
+
+Photographing holiday lights is no easy task.
+ -- from an email sent by photojojo.com
+%
You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks.
-- Gary Giddens
%
@@ -59804,18 +59819,3 @@ since I first called my brother's father dad.
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
%
-You've decked the halls with a dozen miles' length of electric lights.
-Your front lawn is a gleaming testament of incandescent wonder. The neighbors
-wear sunglasses 24/7, and orbiting satellites have officially picked up
-and pinpointed your house as the brightest spot on earth.
-
-You've finally put together the Christmas wonderland of your dreams... now
-if only you could get a good picture of it.
-
-Photographing holiday lights is no easy task.
- -- from an email sent by photojojo.com
-%
-May all your Emus lay soft boiled eggs, and may all your
-Kangaroos be born with iPods already fitted.
- -- Aussie New Years wish, found on hasselbladinfo.com
-%
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