From fd872f39d35343f390ea00f68b30a0a700fb9721 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: dougb Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 22:13:29 +0000 Subject: Properly sort a math fortune after the changes in r193486 Properly sort fortunes added in r174879 and r174959 --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 52 ++++++++++++++++++++--------------------- 1 file changed, 26 insertions(+), 26 deletions(-) (limited to 'games') diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 22d77d1..7458fda 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -69,6 +69,17 @@ either. If you need some help, give us a call. -- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business Systems % + 1/2 + 12 + 144 + 20 + 3*4 2 + ---------------------- + 5 * 11 = 9 + 0 + 7 + +A dozen, a gross and a score, +Plus three times the square root of four, + Divided by seven, + Plus five times eleven, +Equals nine squared plus zero, no more! +% -- Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, @@ -674,17 +685,6 @@ Liza Minnelli. % ... with liberty and justice for all who can afford it. % - 1/2 - 12 + 144 + 20 + 3*4 2 - ---------------------- + 5 * 11 = 9 + 0 - 7 - -A dozen, a gross and a score, -Plus three times the square root of four, - Divided by seven, - Plus five times eleven, -Equals nine squared plus zero, no more! -% 7,140 pounds on the Sun 97 pounds on Mercury or Mars 255 pounds on Earth @@ -33065,6 +33065,10 @@ versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz. % May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts % +May all your Emus lay soft boiled eggs, and may all your +Kangaroos be born with iPods already fitted. + -- Aussie New Years wish, found on hasselbladinfo.com +% May all your PUSHes be POPped. % May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual! @@ -59764,6 +59768,17 @@ You've been telling me to relax all the way here, and now you're telling me just to be myself? -- The Return of the Secaucus Seven % +You've decked the halls with a dozen miles' length of electric lights. +Your front lawn is a gleaming testament of incandescent wonder. The neighbors +wear sunglasses 24/7, and orbiting satellites have officially picked up +and pinpointed your house as the brightest spot on earth. + +You've finally put together the Christmas wonderland of your dreams... now +if only you could get a good picture of it. + +Photographing holiday lights is no easy task. + -- from an email sent by photojojo.com +% You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks. -- Gary Giddens % @@ -59804,18 +59819,3 @@ since I first called my brother's father dad. Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense. % -You've decked the halls with a dozen miles' length of electric lights. -Your front lawn is a gleaming testament of incandescent wonder. The neighbors -wear sunglasses 24/7, and orbiting satellites have officially picked up -and pinpointed your house as the brightest spot on earth. - -You've finally put together the Christmas wonderland of your dreams... now -if only you could get a good picture of it. - -Photographing holiday lights is no easy task. - -- from an email sent by photojojo.com -% -May all your Emus lay soft boiled eggs, and may all your -Kangaroos be born with iPods already fitted. - -- Aussie New Years wish, found on hasselbladinfo.com -% -- cgit v1.1