We were low on regex jokes. Now we are *really* low on them.

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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
index 9fe1928..6eb94a5 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
@@ -36847,6 +36847,9 @@ A:	Post the correct answer at once!  We can't have people go on
 	whole net right away!
 		-- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette
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+Q:	What did one regex say to the other?
+A:	.+
+%
 Q:	What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
 A:	"The elephants are coming over the hill."
 
@@ -36854,6 +36857,9 @@ Q:	What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
 		sunglasses?
 A:	Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
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+Q:	What did the regular expression match?
+A:	Identified the patterns "matc" and "match"
+%
 Q:	What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
 A:	You don't know how much either of them mean to you until
 	they go down on you.
@@ -37030,6 +37036,9 @@ Q:	What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
 	plays like a monkey?
 A:	Nothing.
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+Q:	What regular expression do you often see around christmas?
+A:	[^L]
+%
 Q:	What's black and white and red all over?
 A:	Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.
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