From 774a21c5f7206d74c4646e343e7fd0c42ee3b68e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: dcs Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 13:47:43 +0000 Subject: We were low on regex jokes. Now we are *really* low on them. --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 | 9 +++++++++ 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+) (limited to 'games') diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index 9fe1928..6eb94a5 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -36847,6 +36847,9 @@ A: Post the correct answer at once! We can't have people go on whole net right away! -- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette % +Q: What did one regex say to the other? +A: .+ +% Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "The elephants are coming over the hill." @@ -36854,6 +36857,9 @@ Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing sunglasses? A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them. % +Q: What did the regular expression match? +A: Identified the patterns "matc" and "match" +% Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. @@ -37030,6 +37036,9 @@ Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey? A: Nothing. % +Q: What regular expression do you often see around christmas? +A: [^L] +% Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Two nuns in a chainsaw fight. % -- cgit v1.1