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author | des <des@FreeBSD.org> | 1999-08-10 16:54:17 +0000 |
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committer | des <des@FreeBSD.org> | 1999-08-10 16:54:17 +0000 |
commit | 371781a3f317245ab281255c4362ffa97bbed978 (patch) | |
tree | 83c3f748e8472560148a50b9f9fae74e261a1bb2 /games/fortune | |
parent | 0bb326f6282e9e05622c085573d0322f692769bc (diff) | |
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Document the usefulness of Michelle Pfeiffer in OS marketing.
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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index f5c7e5a..1359f1a 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -4189,6 +4189,13 @@ like. phone calls taper off." -- Johnny Carson % +For what it's worth, if you -can- get Michelle Pfeiffer to model +a latex daemon suit for the catalog, I strongly suggest you do. +Breasts can sell anything. Shiny red latex body suits start +religions. + + -- Brian McGroarty <bvmcg@yahoo.com> +% For years a secret shame destroyed my peace -- I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece. But now I think a thought that brings me hope: |