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@@ -46,6 +46,19 @@ ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our
 very selfhood revealed."
 	And Jesus replied, "What?"
 %
+	"Are pirates an ethnic group?  Or are they just people who burn
+illegal cds?"
+	"Arrrr!  We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans."
+%
+	"Can you hammer a 6-inch spike into a wooden plank with your
+penis?"
+	"Uh, not right now."
+	"Tsk.  A girl has to have some standards."
+		-- "Real Genius"
+%
+	"Do you cheat on your wife?" asked the psychiatrist.
+	"Who else?" answered the patient.
+%
 	"God built a compelling sex drive into every creature, no
 matter what style of fucking it practiced.  He made sex irresistibly
 pleasurable, wildly joyous, free from fears.  He made it innocent
@@ -58,6 +71,11 @@ innocently and merrily for hundreds of millions of years.  Maybe they
 were dumb animals, but they knew a good thing when they had one."
 		-- Alan Sherman, "The Rape of the A*P*E*"
 %
+	"I will profane your fucking remains, E. B."
+	"Not my remains, Al!"
+	"Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig."
+		-- Al Swearingen, E. B. Farnum, _Deadwood_
+%
 	In the beginning was the DEMO Project.  And the Project was
 without form.  And darkness was upon the staff members thereof.  So
 they spake unto their Division Head, saying, "It is a crock of shit,
@@ -117,6 +135,19 @@ I simply can't fuck any more;
 	And you haven't come yet,
 And my God, it's a quarter to four!
 %
+	The Split-Atom Blues
+
+Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine,
+    Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline....
+But if you split those atoms fine,
+    Mama keep 'em off those genes of mine!
+
+Gimme zits, take my dough,
+    Gimme arsenic in my jelly roll....
+Call the devil and sell my soul,
+    But Mama keep dem atoms whole!
+		-- Milo Bloom, "Bloom County"
+%
 	Them Toad Suckers
 
 How 'bout them toad suckers, ain't they clods?
@@ -146,6 +177,28 @@ room, and turns to the younger brother.  "What'll you have?"
 	"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your ass
 it ain't gonna be Cheerios."
 %
+	Well, there was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just
+felt great (yes, just like Tony the Tiger: GREAAAAAAT).  Anyway,
+he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and
+roared at him: "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
+	And this poor quaking little monkey replied: "You are of
+course, no one is mightier than you."
+	A little while later this tiger confronts a deer, and just
+bellows out: "WHO IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE
+ANIMALS?"
+	The deer is shaking so hard it can barely speak, but manages
+to stammer: "Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the
+jungle."
+	The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered, up to an elephant that
+was quietly munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his voice:
+"WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?"  Well, this
+elephant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams him down;
+picks him up again, and shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of
+orange and black; and finally throws him violently into a nearby tree.
+The tiger staggers to his feet and looks at the elephant and says:
+"Man, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so
+pissed."
+%
 	"What the hell are you getting so upset about?  I thought you
 didn't believe in God."
 	"I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, "but the
@@ -159,19 +212,6 @@ would be before she could resume her sex life.  "I really haven't
 thought about it," gulped the stunned surgeon.  "You're the first
 patient who's asked me that after a tonsillectomy!"
 %
-	The Split-Atom Blues
-
-Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine,
-    Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline....
-But if you split those atoms fine,
-    Mama keep 'em off those genes of mine!
-
-Gimme zits, take my dough,
-    Gimme arsenic in my jelly roll....
-Call the devil and sell my soul,
-    But Mama keep dem atoms whole!
-		-- Milo Bloom, "Bloom County"
-%
 ... And then there's the guy who bought 20,000 bras, cut them in half,
 and sold 40,000 yamalchas with chin straps....
 %
@@ -183,10 +223,6 @@ him or herself, and I'll show you an ugly baby, with just a whole bunch
 of knuckles.
 		-- Harlan Ellison
 %
-71:
-	69 with two fingers up your ass.
-		-- George Carlin
-%
 ... Let me tell you who the actual "front-runners" are.  On one side,
 you have George Bush, who is currently going through a sort of
 fraternity hazing wherein he has to perform a series of humiliating
@@ -210,13 +246,9 @@ nothing of today, such as Sports Illustrated's Annual Nipples Poking
 Through Swimsuits Issue.
 		-- Dave Barry, "Pornography"
 %
-The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost would never throw the Devil
-out of Heaven as long as they still need him as a fourth for bridge.
-		-- Letter in NEW LIBERTARIAN NOTES #19
-%
-	"Are pirates an ethnic group?  Or are they just people who burn
-illegal cds?"
-	"Arrrr!  We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans."
+71:
+	69 with two fingers up your ass.
+		-- George Carlin
 %
 A bureaucracy is like a septic tank -- all the really big shits float
 to the top.
@@ -306,6 +338,12 @@ All things scabbed and ulcerous, All pox both great and small.
 	Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all.
 		-- Monty Python's Flying Circus
 %
+Alright, yes, date, and shop, and hang out, and go to school ... and
+save the world from unspeakable demons.  You know, I want to do girlie
+stuff.
+		-- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Faith, Hope & Trick"
+		   Season 3, Episode 3
+%
 America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room.  Every time it
 wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
 		-- Arnold Joseph Toynbee
@@ -327,12 +365,27 @@ bosom 35 talents, and also shalt thou fetcheth a like number of cubits,
 provideth that they are nice and fresh."
 		-- Dave Barry, "Getting Religion"
 %
+Angel:	We need you to distract the vampires.
+Buffy:	Right.
+Xander:	What are you going to do?
+Buffy:	I'm going to kill them all.  (Walking away)
+	That oughta distract them.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "When She Was Bad"
+		   Season 2, Episode 1
+%
 Anxiety, n.:
 	The first time you can't do it a second time.
 
 Panic, n.:
 	The second time you can't do it the first time.
 %
+Anya:	Look, I know you find me attractive, I've seen you looking
+	at my breasts.
+Xander:	Nothing personal, but when a guy does that it just means
+	his eyes are open.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom"
+		   Season 3, Episode 20
+%
 Anything created must necessarily be inferior to the essence of the creator.
 		-- Claude Shouse
 
@@ -398,6 +451,34 @@ Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
 %
 Booze is the answer.  I don't remember the question.
 %
+Buffy:	Am I repulsive?  If there was something repulsive about me, you'd
+	tell me right?
+Willow:	I'm your friend.  I would call you repulsive in a second.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Harsh Light of Day"
+		   Season 1, Episode 3
+%
+Buffy:	How do you get to be renowned?  I mean like, do you have to be
+	nowned first?
+Willow:	Yes.  First there is the painful nowning process.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Freshman"
+		   Season 1, Episode 1
+%
+Buffy:	It was exactly you Will, every detail.  Except for your not being
+	a dominatrix, as far as we know.
+Willow:	Oh right, me and Oz play, "Mistress of Pain" every night.
+Xander:	Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?
+Buffy:	Oh yeah.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
+		   Season 3, Episode 16
+%
+Buffy:	No!  You guys are gonna have a prom.  The kind of prom that
+	everyone should have.  I'm going to give you all a nice, fun,
+	normal evening; if I have to kill every single person on the
+	face of the earth to do it!
+Xander:	Yay.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom"
+		   Season 3, Episode 20
+%
 Build a better mousetrap, the saying goes -- and with the brassiere,
 Yankee Ingenuity did exactly that.  But their true stroke of genius was
 the new bait.  The old fashioned mousetrap was loaded with cheese;
@@ -413,12 +494,6 @@ and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 California is proud to be the home of the freeway.
 		-- Ronald Reagan
 %
-	"Can you hammer a 6-inch spike into a wooden plank with your
-penis?"
-	"Uh, not right now."
-	"Tsk.  A girl has to have some standards."
-		-- "Real Genius"
-%
 Captain Hook died of jock itch.
 %
 Champagne don't make me lazy.
@@ -505,6 +580,11 @@ Conservative, n.:
 %
 Conserve energy -- make love more slowly.
 %
+Cordelia: Does looking at guns make you want to have sex?
+Xander:	  I'm seventeen.  Looking at _L_I_N_O_L_E_U_M makes me want to have sex.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Innocence"
+		   Season 2, Episode 14
+%
 Cunnilingus is next to godliness.
 %
 Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you?  _F_I_R_S_T you rape,
@@ -563,9 +643,6 @@ two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:
 %
 Do something big -- fuck a giant
 %
-	"Do you cheat on your wife?" asked the psychiatrist.
-	"Who else?" answered the patient.
-%
 Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
 %
 Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash.
@@ -616,6 +693,16 @@ Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling
 just a bit unchivalrous ...
 		-- Robert Benchley
 %
+Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they're too
+busy with their own.
+		-- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Earshot"
+		   Season 3, Episode 18
+%
+Faith:	Tell me you don't get off on this!
+Buffy:	It didn't suck.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls"
+		   Season 3, Episode 14
+%
 Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of
 women.  They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their
 handbags are full.
@@ -626,6 +713,14 @@ licentious, dirty bum!!
 %
 Floppy now, hard later.
 %
+For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the wish.  I brought ruin
+to the heads of unfaithful men.  I brought forth destruction and chaos
+for the pleasure of the lower beings.  I was feared and worshiped across
+the mortal globe.  And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High.  A mortal.
+A child ...  and I'm flunking math.
+		-- Anya, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
+		   Season 3, Episode 16
+%
 For those of you how have been looking for evidence that a working
 version of "Star Wars" can be built, consider the following proof
 offered by Caspar Weinberger:
@@ -653,6 +748,13 @@ punish him?  Because George still had the axe in his hand.
 Getting an education at the University of California is like having
 $50.00 shoved up your ass, a nickel at a time.
 %
+Giles:	 What do you want?
+Angelus: I want to torture you.  I used to love it, it's been a long time.
+	 I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even _H_A_V_E
+	 chain saws.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Becoming, Part 2"
+		   Season 2, Episode 22
+%
 Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
 		-- Mark Twain
 %
@@ -879,11 +981,6 @@ the Footnotes of a Ph.D., the Low Grades of a Freshman, the Anxieties
 of an Untenured Professor?
 		-- Robertson Davies, "The Rebel Angels"
 %
-	"I will profane your fucking remains, E. B."
-	"Not my remains, Al!"
-	"Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig."
-		-- Al Swearingen, E. B. Farnum, _Deadwood_
-%
 I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why:  it is
 going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out
 your mind.  In general this drug will make you just like your mother
@@ -983,6 +1080,10 @@ In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with
 reality at any point.
 		-- Friedrich Nietzsche
 %
+In my world, there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies.
+		-- Evil Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
+		   Season 3, Episode 16
+%
 In the Garden of Eden sat Adam,
 Massaging the bust of his madam,
 	He chuckled with mirth,
@@ -992,13 +1093,13 @@ There were only two boobs and he had 'em.
 Incest, n.:
 	Sibling revelry; a sport the whole family can enjoy.
 %
-Isn't it odd that people who object to "foul" language are always the
-fucking dickheads that need swearing at?
-%
 Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time
 someone writes `bible thumpers?'
 		-- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu
 %
+Isn't it odd that people who object to "foul" language are always the
+fucking dickheads that need swearing at?
+%
 It is a sad commentary on today's society that this fortune has to be
 classified as "offensive" simply because it contains the word "fuck".
 %
@@ -1101,6 +1202,8 @@ My father was a creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my
 family, it seems, begins where yours left off.
 		-- Alexandre Dumas, pere
 %
+No one is listening until you fart.
+%
 No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether
 she will or will not be a mother.
 		-- Margaret H. Sanger
@@ -1206,6 +1309,17 @@ probably would elect to save the infant's life, without ever
 considering whether there were men on base.
 		-- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"
 %
+Oz:	Guys, take a moment to deal with this.  We survived.
+Buffy:	It was a hell of a battle.
+Oz:	Not the battle.  High School.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Graduation Day, Part Two"
+		   Season 3, Episode 22
+%
+Oz:	So, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?
+Willow:	Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Innocence"
+		   Season 2, Episode 14
+%
 People who develop the habit of thinking of themselves as world
 citizens are fulfilling the first requirement of sanity in our time.
 		-- Norman Cousins
@@ -1589,6 +1703,8 @@ Secrets to a happy marriage
 Sex is like a bridge game.
 If you have a good hand no partner is needed.
 %
+Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
+%
 Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation ... the other eight
 are unimportant.
 		-- Henry Miller
@@ -1639,6 +1755,18 @@ Its shit is indistinguishable from the food it produces.
 The difference between this school and a cactus plant is that the
 cactus has the pricks on the outside.
 %
+The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost would never throw the Devil
+out of Heaven as long as they still need him as a fourth for bridge.
+		-- Letter in NEW LIBERTARIAN NOTES #19
+%
+The First: I'm not a demon little girl, I am something that you can't
+	even conceive.  The first evil.  Beyond sin, beyond death.
+	I am the thing the darkness fears.  You'll never see me but I
+	am everywhere.  Every being, every thought, every drop of hate.
+Buffy:	Alright I get it, you're evil.  Do we have to chat about it all day?
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Amends"
+		   Season 3, Episode 10
+%
 The man who said "A bird in the hand's worth two in the bush" has been
 putting his bird in the *WRONG* bushes.
 %
@@ -1821,6 +1949,8 @@ Under capitalism, man exploits man.  Under Communism, it's just the
 opposite.
 		-- John Kenneth Galbraith
 %
+UNIX is hard. Let's go shopping!
+%
 Uppers are no longer stylish, methedrine is almost as rare as pure acid
 or DMT.  "Consciousness Expansion" went out with LBJ and it is worth
 noting, historically, that downers came in with Nixon.
@@ -1839,6 +1969,9 @@ War is menstruation envy.
 Water?  Never touch the stuff!  Fish fuck in it.
 		-- W.C. Fields
 %
+We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
+then things get worse.
+%
 We call our dog Egypt, because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
 %
 We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at
@@ -1857,28 +1990,6 @@ Well, see, Joyce, there we were, trapped in the elevator.  Now, I had
 my tennis racquet and the goldfish; she was holding the Crisco.  Surely
 you can imagine how one thing naturally led to another!
 %
-	Well, there was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just
-felt great (yes, just like Tony the Tiger: GREAAAAAAT).  Anyway,
-he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and
-roared at him: "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
-	And this poor quaking little monkey replied: "You are of
-course, no one is mightier than you."
-	A little while later this tiger confronts a deer, and just
-bellows out: "WHO IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE
-ANIMALS?"
-	The deer is shaking so hard it can barely speak, but manages
-to stammer: "Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the
-jungle."
-	The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered, up to an elephant that
-was quietly munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his voice:
-"WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?"  Well, this
-elephant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams him down;
-picks him up again, and shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of
-orange and black; and finally throws him violently into a nearby tree.
-The tiger staggers to his feet and looks at the elephant and says:
-"Man, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so
-pissed."
-%
 WE'RE GOING TO THROW THE MX AWAY AFTER WE BUILD IT.  The MX is really
 [Don't tell anybody!] just a "bargaining chip" in the nuclear-arms-
 reduction talks with the Russians.  See, we have a problem with the
@@ -1892,6 +2003,14 @@ George talk.
 		-- Dave Barry, "At Last, the Ultimate Deterrent Against
 		   Political Fallout"
 %
+Wesley:	I have in fact faced two vampires myself.  Under controlled
+	circumstances of course.
+Giles:	No danger of finding those here.
+Wesley:	Vampires?
+Giles:	Controlled circumstances.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls"
+		   Season 3, Episode 14
+%
 What can you use used tampons for?  Tea bags for vampires.
 %
 What did Mickey Mouse get for Christmas?
@@ -1931,6 +2050,15 @@ Women's Libbers are OK.  I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.
 Would you mind terribly much if I asked you to take your silly-assed
 problem down the hall?
 %
+Xander:	Let me tell you something.  When it's dark, and I'm all alone,
+	and I'm scared, or freaked out, or whatever.  I always think,
+	"What would Buffy do?" You're my hero.  Ok, sometimes when it's
+	dark and I'm all alone I think, "What is Buffy wearing?"
+Buffy:	Can that be one of those things that you never ever tell me about?
+Xander:	It's a deal.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Freshman"
+		   Season 1, Episode 1
+%
 Yes, that was Richard Nixon.  He used to be President.  When he left
 the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware.
 		-- Woody Allen, "Sleeper"
@@ -1994,131 +2122,3 @@ You have to regard everything I say with suspicion -- I may be trying
 to bullshit you, or I may just be bullshitting you inadvertently.
 		-- J. Wainwright, Mathematics 140b
 %
-UNIX is hard. Let's go shopping!
-%
-Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
-%
-No one is listening until you fart.
-%
-We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
-then things get worse.
-%
-Angel:	We need you to distract the vampires.
-Buffy:	Right.
-Xander:	What are you going to do?
-Buffy:	I'm going to kill them all.  (Walking away)
-	That oughta distract them.
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "When She Was Bad"
-		   Season 2, Episode 1
-%
-Cordelia: Does looking at guns make you want to have sex?
-Xander:	  I'm seventeen.  Looking at _L_I_N_O_L_E_U_M makes me want to have sex.
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Innocence"
-		   Season 2, Episode 14
-%
-Oz:	So, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?
-Willow:	Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Innocence"
-		   Season 2, Episode 14
-%
-Giles:	 What do you want?
-Angelus: I want to torture you.  I used to love it, it's been a long time.
-	 I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even _H_A_V_E
-	 chain saws.
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Becoming, Part 2"
-		   Season 2, Episode 22
-%
-Alright, yes, date, and shop, and hang out, and go to school ... and
-save the world from unspeakable demons.  You know, I want to do girlie
-stuff.
-		-- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Faith, Hope & Trick"
-		   Season 3, Episode 3
-%
-The First: I'm not a demon little girl, I am something that you can't
-	even conceive.  The first evil.  Beyond sin, beyond death.
-	I am the thing the darkness fears.  You'll never see me but I
-	am everywhere.  Every being, every thought, every drop of hate.
-Buffy:	Alright I get it, you're evil.  Do we have to chat about it all day?
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Amends"
-		   Season 3, Episode 10
-%
-Faith:	Tell me you don't get off on this!
-Buffy:	It didn't suck.
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls"
-		   Season 3, Episode 14
-%
-Wesley:	I have in fact faced two vampires myself.  Under controlled
-	circumstances of course.
-Giles:	No danger of finding those here.
-Wesley:	Vampires?
-Giles:	Controlled circumstances.
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls"
-		   Season 3, Episode 14
-%
-For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the wish.  I brought ruin
-to the heads of unfaithful men.  I brought forth destruction and chaos
-for the pleasure of the lower beings.  I was feared and worshiped across
-the mortal globe.  And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High.  A mortal.
-A child ...  and I'm flunking math.
-		-- Anya, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
-		   Season 3, Episode 16
-%
-In my world, there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies.
-		-- Evil Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
-		   Season 3, Episode 16
-%
-Buffy:	It was exactly you Will, every detail.  Except for your not being
-	a dominatrix, as far as we know.
-Willow:	Oh right, me and Oz play, "Mistress of Pain" every night.
-Xander:	Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?
-Buffy:	Oh yeah.
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
-		   Season 3, Episode 16
-%
-Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they're too
-busy with their own.
-		-- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Earshot"
-		   Season 3, Episode 18
-%
-Anya:	Look, I know you find me attractive, I've seen you looking
-	at my breasts.
-Xander:	Nothing personal, but when a guy does that it just means
-	his eyes are open.
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom"
-		   Season 3, Episode 20
-%
-Buffy:	No!  You guys are gonna have a prom.  The kind of prom that
-	everyone should have.  I'm going to give you all a nice, fun,
-	normal evening; if I have to kill every single person on the
-	face of the earth to do it!
-Xander:	Yay.
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom"
-		   Season 3, Episode 20
-%
-Oz:	Guys, take a moment to deal with this.  We survived.
-Buffy:	It was a hell of a battle.
-Oz:	Not the battle.  High School.
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Graduation Day, Part Two"
-		   Season 3, Episode 22
-%
-Buffy:	How do you get to be renowned?  I mean like, do you have to be
-	nowned first?
-Willow:	Yes.  First there is the painful nowning process.
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Freshman"
-		   Season 1, Episode 1
-%
-Xander:	Let me tell you something.  When it's dark, and I'm all alone,
-	and I'm scared, or freaked out, or whatever.  I always think,
-	"What would Buffy do?" You're my hero.  Ok, sometimes when it's
-	dark and I'm all alone I think, "What is Buffy wearing?"
-Buffy:	Can that be one of those things that you never ever tell me about?
-Xander:	It's a deal.
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Freshman"
-		   Season 1, Episode 1
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-Buffy:	Am I repulsive?  If there was something repulsive about me, you'd
-	tell me right?
-Willow:	I'm your friend.  I would call you repulsive in a second.
-		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Harsh Light of Day"
-		   Season 1, Episode 3
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