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authorhoek <hoek@FreeBSD.org>2000-05-28 04:10:33 +0000
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By overwhelming demand, revert the one=two joke to its previous form.
Also, fix a couple whitespace formatting errors and typos. Note that the Klingon joke has a 12-point version in the -chat list, mesg-id: <19990717120618.C269@marder-1> (thanks to DES and to submitter doug@gorean). Also, note that the following people need to learn to double-space after a period: <DougB@gorean.org>, <des@flood.ping.uio.no>, <mellon@pobox.com>, <jeroen@vangelderen.org>, and <rsidd@physics.iisc.ernet.in>.
-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes11
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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index e92e72d..226e761 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -4185,7 +4185,7 @@ of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind."
"MINE! HA-HA!"
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-For large values of one and small values of two, one equals two.
+For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
%
For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire
life to date. He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days
@@ -9889,7 +9889,7 @@ us bright young students taking number theory discovered the names of
the smaller prime numbers.
2: The Odd Prime --
- It's the only even prime, therefore is odd. QED.
+ It's the only even prime, therefore it's odd. QED.
3: The True Prime --
Lewis Carroll: "If I tell you three times, it's true."
31: The Arbitrary Prime --
@@ -16142,8 +16142,7 @@ today.
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You know if they ever find a way to harness sarcasm as an energy source,
you people are all going to owe me big.
-
- -- Bill Paul
+ -- Bill Paul
%
You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes
you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
@@ -16198,7 +16197,7 @@ You might have mail
You might like to know that I looked at a detailed map of NT, and I'm
now able to confirm that in all probability Microsoft NT does not
exist. If it does, it's so small as to be completely insignificant.
- -- Greg Lehey
+ -- Greg Lehey
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"You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do."
@@ -16263,7 +16262,7 @@ hemorrhoids.
-- Dave Barry, "The Stuff of Etiquette"
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"You should, without hesitation, pound your typewriter into a
-plowshare, your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture"
+plowshare, your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture."
-- Business Professor, University of Georgia
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You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.
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