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author | eivind <eivind@FreeBSD.org> | 2003-03-19 17:54:22 +0000 |
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committer | eivind <eivind@FreeBSD.org> | 2003-03-19 17:54:22 +0000 |
commit | 18111c9405e28fc674d10bcdddc86e00f167b731 (patch) | |
tree | 92dd290f158c124d8b7b33c11700d35a960ece82 | |
parent | 13530229f428381d7a5870b2cb62677f6e82c218 (diff) | |
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Fix typos
-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/murphy | 28 |
1 files changed, 14 insertions, 14 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy index 871369d..e5ca1cc 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy @@ -88,7 +88,7 @@ the conclusions aren't likely to be very good. The organization of any program reflects the organization of the people who developed it. % -There is no such thng as a "dirty capitalist", +There is no such thing as a "dirty capitalist", only a capitalist. % Anything is possible, but nothing is easy. @@ -580,7 +580,7 @@ screw it up. It is better for civilization to be going down the drain, than to be coming up it. % -A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10› fuse by blowing +A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first. % Justice always prevails... @@ -1031,7 +1031,7 @@ Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work. % When the going gets tough, everyone leaves. % -The time it talkes to rectify a situation is +The time it takes to rectify a situation is inversely proportional to the time it took to do the damage. % @@ -1380,7 +1380,7 @@ approximation and know the truth, than to demand an exact solution and not know the truth at all. % An easily-understood, workable falsehood is more useful -than a complex, incompreshensible truth. +than a complex, incomprehensible truth. % Anyone who make a significant contribution to any field of endeavor and stays in that field long enough, @@ -1473,7 +1473,7 @@ An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. % -To spot the expert, pick the one who perdicts the job +To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most. % If it sits on your desk for 15 minutes, you've just @@ -1508,7 +1508,7 @@ When in trouble, obfuscate. % Progress does not consist in replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is right. It consists in replacing -a theory that is wrong with one that is more sublty wrong. +a theory that is wrong with one that is more subtly wrong. % It is a simple task to make things complex, but a complex task to make them simple. @@ -1564,7 +1564,7 @@ Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste the maximum time between classes. % Show me a person who's never made a mistake and I'll -show you somebdoy who's never achieved much. +show you somebody who's never achieved much. % When you consider there are 24 hours in a day, it's sad to know that only one is called the happy hour. @@ -1620,7 +1620,7 @@ not understand, his work will be understood only by readers who know more about that subject than he does. % Writings prepared without understanding must fail in the -first ojbective of communication -- informing +first objective of communication -- informing the uninformed. % When a student asks for a second time if you have read @@ -1928,7 +1928,7 @@ the other side. % Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle. % -All break downs occur on the plumber's day off. +All breakdowns occur on the plumber's day off. % Cost of repair can be determined by multiplying the cost of your new coat by 1.75, or by multiplying the @@ -2102,7 +2102,7 @@ King Arthur ran the first knight club. Magellan was the first strait man. % If you smile when everything goes wrong, you are -either a nitwit or a repariman. +either a nitwit or a repairman. % If it weren't for the opinion polls we'd never know what people are undecided about. @@ -2131,9 +2131,9 @@ driver is in the back seat. Nothing is indestructible, with the possible exception of discount-priced fruitcakes. % -How do they know no two snowflakes are alike. +How do they know no two snowflakes are alike? % -How did they measure hail before the golf ball was invented. +How did they measure hail before the golf ball was invented? % To err is human, to forgive is divine -- but to forget it altogether is humane. @@ -2248,7 +2248,7 @@ programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming. % Real programmers don't eat quiche. In fact, real programmers don't know how to spell quiche. They eat -twinkies and szechwan food. +twinkies and szechuan food. % Real programmer's programs never work the first time. But if you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into @@ -2262,7 +2262,7 @@ programmers are around at 9 a.m., it's because they were up all night. % Real programmers don't write in Basic. Actually, no -programmers write in basic after age 12. +programmers write in Basic after age 12. % Real programmers don't write in PL/1. PL/1 is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in |