From 8d4fe8f1176a97cf7787b32b687165f3e98b5b97 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: hoek Date: Sun, 28 May 2000 04:10:33 +0000 Subject: By overwhelming demand, revert the one=two joke to its previous form. Also, fix a couple whitespace formatting errors and typos. Note that the Klingon joke has a 12-point version in the -chat list, mesg-id: <19990717120618.C269@marder-1> (thanks to DES and to submitter doug@gorean). Also, note that the following people need to learn to double-space after a period: , , , , and . --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 11 +++++------ 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+), 6 deletions(-) (limited to 'games') diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index e92e72d..226e761 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -4185,7 +4185,7 @@ of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind." "MINE! HA-HA!" % -For large values of one and small values of two, one equals two. +For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two. % For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire life to date. He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days @@ -9889,7 +9889,7 @@ us bright young students taking number theory discovered the names of the smaller prime numbers. 2: The Odd Prime -- - It's the only even prime, therefore is odd. QED. + It's the only even prime, therefore it's odd. QED. 3: The True Prime -- Lewis Carroll: "If I tell you three times, it's true." 31: The Arbitrary Prime -- @@ -16142,8 +16142,7 @@ today. % You know if they ever find a way to harness sarcasm as an energy source, you people are all going to owe me big. - - -- Bill Paul + -- Bill Paul % You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any. @@ -16198,7 +16197,7 @@ You might have mail You might like to know that I looked at a detailed map of NT, and I'm now able to confirm that in all probability Microsoft NT does not exist. If it does, it's so small as to be completely insignificant. - -- Greg Lehey + -- Greg Lehey % "You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do." @@ -16263,7 +16262,7 @@ hemorrhoids. -- Dave Barry, "The Stuff of Etiquette" % "You should, without hesitation, pound your typewriter into a -plowshare, your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture" +plowshare, your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture." -- Business Professor, University of Georgia % You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother. -- cgit v1.1