From 7e021c2452c29c3f6fc927231b44aa8ff529c915 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: fanf Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 17:26:16 +0000 Subject: Pedantry. Submitted by: njl@ --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 2 +- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 | 4 ++-- 2 files changed, 3 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) (limited to 'games') diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 3a53d62..1b0a02d 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -10141,7 +10141,7 @@ Necessity is a mother. Neckties strangle clear thinking. -- Lin Yutang % -Network packets are like buses. You wait all day, and then 3Com +Network packets are like buses. You wait all day, and then 3Com along at once. % Never be led astray onto the path of virtue. diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index 1428904..133a6b0 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -7649,8 +7649,8 @@ scientists. Researchers into the phenomenon cite the added concentration needed to "make sense" of such unnatural three dimensional objects. % A regular expression goes into a pub with a friend, intending to -find a girl for him. However, when the cockney barman finds this -out he says to it "Ere! I'll have no pattern match-making in my +help hom find a girl. However, when the cockney barman finds this +out, he says to it, "Ere! I'll have no pattern match-making in my pub!" % A rich man told me recently that a liberal is a man who tells other -- cgit v1.1