From 66c17d4f6c913d2431bb59d83982e98b92474671 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: dougb Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 21:28:21 +0000 Subject: Move Warner's very funny comparison of VCS to anal sex into fortunes-o --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 6 ------ games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real | 6 ++++++ 2 files changed, 6 insertions(+), 6 deletions(-) (limited to 'games') diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index d9ee014..22d77d1 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -2516,12 +2516,6 @@ other people to screw things up when you can easily screw them up yourself for far less money. This article can help you. -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw" % - I'd say that VCS is more like the anal sex of the software -world: Everybody talks about it, some people do it, some people enjoy -it, but typically only vague implications about the best techniques -are ever voiced in public. - -- Warner Losh, on Version Control Systems -% "I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided. "The pin I'm wearing means I'm a member of the IA. That's Inamorati Anonymous. An inamorato is somebody in love. That's the worst addiction of all." diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real index 3238af4..dbfafca 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real @@ -1153,6 +1153,12 @@ and stuck it in my back." "Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig." -- Al Swearingen, E. B. Farnum, _Deadwood_ % + I'd say that VCS is more like the anal sex of the software +world: Everybody talks about it, some people do it, some people enjoy +it, but typically only vague implications about the best techniques +are ever voiced in public. + -- Warner Losh, on Version Control Systems +% "I'll tell ya, Jeb," Wilbur said to his friend, "the tractor business ain't doin' too well. I ain't sold one all month. "You think you've got problems?" Jeb replied. "The other day, I went -- cgit v1.1