From 1e228cf9002493d32c07a467d9844a448538004e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: jhb Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 22:39:00 +0000 Subject: Properly sort the last two fortunes alphabetically. --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 56 ++++++++++++++++++++--------------------- 1 file changed, 28 insertions(+), 28 deletions(-) (limited to 'games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes') diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 393b618..7c597eb 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -5563,6 +5563,12 @@ How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton? -- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey % +How to become a sysop: + I grew a beard, started wearing only t-shirts and jeans, and + developed a surly attitude. The group accepted me, and I've never + worked a full day in my life since then. + -- rho/slashdot +% How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers. % How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers. @@ -8411,6 +8417,28 @@ Their topics run chiefly to sex. And masculine urgin's, And other erotic effects. % +Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. +Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946. + +Lincoln was elected president in November 1860. +Kennedy in November 1960. + +Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to +the theatre. +Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going +to Dallas. + +Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse. +Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre. + +Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson. +Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson. + +The first Johnson was born in 1808. +The second Johnson was born in 1908. + + -- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", 26nov2001 +% Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations. % Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe @@ -16387,31 +16415,3 @@ since I first called my brother's father dad. Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense. % -How to become a sysop: - I grew a beard, started wearing only t-shirts and jeans, and - developed a surly attitude. The group accepted me, and I've never - worked a full day in my life since then. - -- rho/slashdot -% -Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. -Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946. - -Lincoln was elected president in November 1860. -Kennedy in November 1960. - -Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to -the theatre. -Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going -to Dallas. - -Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse. -Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre. - -Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson. -Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson. - -The first Johnson was born in 1808. -The second Johnson was born in 1908. - - -- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", 26nov2001 -% -- cgit v1.1