From 5cb9bcbf09e5e563edfbbf49e892a94b9e155b8d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: cperciva Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2010 23:47:06 +0000 Subject: Add advice to new fathers from Thomas Ptacek. Suggested by: wilko Approved by: Thomas Ptacek Security: New parents often feel very insecure. --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 6 ++++++ 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+) diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 6abc98e..b57ba1a 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -50602,6 +50602,12 @@ of its twelfth story apartment, and crushed six innocents in an insane bid for freedom. -- Stig's Inferno % +They're basically very smelly houseplants until they get to the crawling +age. You're constantly terrified that they're going to randomly die on +you, but the rules for preventing that outcome are straightforward and +hard to forget. + -- Thomas Ptacek, giving advice to a new father +% They're giving bank robbing a bad name. -- John Dillinger, on Bonnie and Clyde % -- cgit v1.1