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* Too good to pass.phk2009-03-061-0/+8
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* netcat is "now" in base, so point people at nc(1) instead of the port.simon2009-01-121-2/+2
| | | | MFC after: 1 week
* Another good day for historical quotes, Oliver Wendell Holmes brought tophk2008-10-081-0/+3
| | | | | | you by Thomas L. Friedman. (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/08/opinion/08friedman.html?ref=opinion)
* A Wittgenstein quote according to David Ignatiusphk2008-10-081-0/+3
| | | | http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postpartisan/2008/10/the_town_hall_debate_in_praise.html
* Use __FreeBSD_version check since it is bootstrap toolache2008-08-071-0/+8
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* Add reference to arc4random_uniform(3)ache2008-08-071-0/+1
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* Use arc4random_uniform(3)ache2008-08-071-3/+1
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* Use arc4random_uniform(3)ache2008-08-071-7/+6
| | | | Obtained from: OpenBSD
* Add a quote too good to miss from:phk2008-08-021-5/+9
| | | | | | http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2008/08/schneier_misquo.html (and reorder one I appearantly didn't get in the right place last time.)
* o Alan Shepard was first American in the space; fix attribution.maxim2008-07-221-1/+1
| | | | | | | | o Correct Alan's surname. PR: bin/125812 Submitted by: Derek Taylor [1], gavin [2] MFC after: 1 week
* Unmangle an E.W.Dijkstra quote.phk2008-07-141-3/+5
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* Apply learning from RAIEC (Redundant Array of Independeng English Courses)phk2008-07-071-1/+1
| | | | kindly provided by four different correspondents since my last commit.
* Two quotes too good to miss.phk2008-07-051-0/+7
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* Months in English are capitalized (even when abbreviated).wollman2008-06-251-1/+1
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* +Computers can't cruise. Meandering is a foreign concept to them.phk2008-06-231-0/+6
| | | | | | | +The computer assumes that all behavior is in pursuit of an ultimate +goal. Whenever a motorist changes his or her mind and veers off +course, the GPS lady issues that snippy announcement: "Recalculating!" + -- Joel Achenbach (www.slate.com, 20 jun 2008)
* Remove a quote about the instant-workstation, this portremko2008-05-311-10/+0
| | | | | | | | has been removed ages ago. PR: docs/124166 Submitted by: keramida Prodded by: novel,keramida
* This bloke has his priorities straight:phk2008-04-291-0/+4
| | | | | | | | +"Can you be more stupid than aggravating the judge AND your lawyer? +No? Oh yes you can: You can aggravate the whole kernel community." + -- Alexander Lyamin (about Hans Reisers murder trial) Found at: http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9925607-7.html?tag=nefd.top
* Add a missing quote symbol.yar2008-04-261-1/+1
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* Just met Kurt Vonnegut's quote remarkably relevantyar2008-04-261-0/+4
| | | | | to open software development (as well as to the other kinds of human activity.)
* Put back the quote from Chinggis Khan removed in rev. 1.259.yar2008-04-031-0/+6
| | | | | | | | The quote predated rev. 1.232, which rev. 1.259 was to correct; therefore it was protected by the "Don't remove fortunes" rule. Noticed by: ceri Pointy hat to: yar
* Improve some quotes of Chinggis Khan.ganbold2008-03-311-56/+37
| | | | | | | | Remove militant and moralized quotes of Chinggis Khan. Add one more quote of Chinggis Khan. Reviewed by: yar Approved by: keramida(mentor)
* Fix typo.dds2008-03-031-1/+1
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* Add another very relevant quote from "The Elements of Programming Style"yar2008-02-281-0/+3
| | | | by Kernighan and Plauger.
* It was Plauger, not Ritchie, who co-authored both editionsyar2008-02-281-1/+1
| | | | | of "The Elements of Programming Style". Also spell the name of the book properly.
* getopt(3) returns -1, not EOF.ru2008-02-191-1/+1
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* A real gem from freebsd-current@des2008-01-101-0/+3
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* Typo; s/relied/repliedschweikh2008-01-071-1/+1
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* Fix a few small typos, and remove one duplicate.dougb2007-12-311-16/+7
| | | | | | | I'm intentionally not sorting this file since it won't be added to. (Although, if it were sorted the duplicate would have been easier to see.) :)
* Aussie New Years wishwilko2007-12-281-0/+4
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* Typos corrected.schweikh2007-12-251-2/+2
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* On Christmas lights.wilko2007-12-231-0/+11
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* Warner lets a good one out..julian2007-12-211-0/+6
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* Typodes2007-12-141-1/+1
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* Add my all-time favorite quote, from one of my all-time favorite people.wes2007-12-141-0/+3
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* A few more cleanups.dougb2007-12-094-73/+70
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* The ../tools/do_sort script could not differentiate betweendougb2007-12-081-5/+6
| | | | | | a few very slightly diffrent versions of tcsh prompts, so restore the 2 that were lost, and consolidate them all in a way that will prevent them from being lost again.
* Combine the fortunes-o.real and the fortunes2-o file, as was donedougb2007-12-073-13501/+13499
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | with fortunes and fortunes2 2 years and 2 days ago. The fortunes2-o file was brought in with the original import of the 4.4 Lite games directory, but has always consisted in large part of fortunes duplicated from other files. The combined size of the two files is still only 631K, or less than 1/3rd of the size of the fortunes file. Combining them has the added benefit of making the fortunes from fortunes2-o visibile to fortune(6)'s -m option. This change should probably not be MFC'ed beyond RELENG_7.
* Sort these files using: sh ../tools/do_sort < $file > $file.sorteddougb2007-12-079-3073/+3065
| | | | This greatly aids in detecting duplicates, among other things.
* This is a massive cleanup of the fortune files, including removaldougb2007-12-079-5273/+2049
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | of many duplicates, formatting/whitespace fixes, spelling fixes, and a host of others. Note: No fortunes were intentionally removed (other than duplicates) as part of this cleanup. In removing dupes I tried to be generous in not removing similarly worded fortunes that had even slightly different punch lines. Duplicates were resolved as follows (in this order): * + limerick -> limerick * + fortunes-o.real -> fortunes-o.real * + fortunes2-o -> fortunes2-o * + zippy -> zippy murphy + fortunes -> fortunes In correcting spelling I've tried to leave colloquial variations (especially British'isms) intact, as well as to not "correct" errors that are part of the joke. In fortunes and fortunes2-o I combined a couple of fortunes that were adjacent to each other that seemed like they should have originally been combined, and split a couple that seemed like they should have originally been split. Miscellaneous: 1. Fixed underlining 2. Capitalized proper names 3. Removed quotation marks from "freestanding" quotes for consistency 4. Added quotation marks to QOTD fortunes that needed them 5. Corrected or added many attributions 6. Removed apostrophes from trailing 's' that are plural, not possessive 7. Updated the path to fortune stuff included in some of the jokes 8. Updated several fortunes to their original version, and added attribution 9. Split up compound words that ispell tripped over
* Add speller files for fortune files that did not have them,dougb2007-12-076-1184/+5756
| | | | and update the ones that already existed.
* Add some quotes from the television show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"dougb2007-12-071-0/+120
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* Add the text of a sign that I've seen on other desks, anddougb2007-12-071-0/+5
| | | | always wanted to put on mine.
* Revise the markup.ru2007-11-071-36/+32
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* After discussions with grog@ (mentor):edwin2007-11-072-22/+37
| | | | | | | | | - When none of the directories in FORTUNE_PATH exist, abort instead of using the default FORTDIR. - Little stylify changes. - Add documentation about the FORTUNE_PATH variable. MFC after: 1 week
* Another typo in the previous commited fix. That makes four typosedwin2007-11-061-1/+1
| | | | | | | | in one fortune of only 32 words. Based on that single ratio, there are 50453 more typos in the rest of the fortunes file.... Noticed by: Nate Lawson <nate@root.org> MFC after: 1 week
* games/fortune: add FORTUNE_PATH env var, so ports of fortunes can work sanelyedwin2007-11-061-14/+106
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | This patch adds an environment variable FORTUNE_PATH, which works like PATH for fortune files. PR: bin/36867 Submitted by: Alan Eldridge <ports@geeksrus.net> [patch] fortune -e implementation bug Fix the behaviour of "-e file1 file2" to equally pick them instead of only picking the first one. PR: bin/70182 Submitted by: Martin Kulas <coolaz@web.de> MFC after: 1 week Approved by: grog (mentor)
* [patch] Fortune typos, around line 57346 of fortunes datfileedwin2007-11-061-2/+2
| | | | | | | | | | Small typos -- saw in a fortune today that 'equipped' is spelled 'equpped'. Also, 'vacuum' is spelled 'vaccuum'. Corrected diff provided below. PR: misc/112049 Submitted by: Seth Hieronymus <shieronymus@speakeasy.net> MFC after: 1 week
* Correct, add or improve attributions for, and add to quotations fromdougb2007-10-281-9/+19
| | | | | | "The Wizard of Oz" One duplicate was also removed that wasn't the right quote anyway
* Fix a couple of small typos, and remove a duplicatedougb2007-10-213-16/+2
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* Change to the original version of the poem titled "The Guy in the Glass,"dougb2007-10-211-18/+22
| | | | | and add the proper attribution. Also add an explanation for the Middle English word used in the first line.
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