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* Merged fortunes with fortunes2.ru2005-02-031-55292/+0
| | | | Sort fortunes (except for the first entry).
* Ignore case and all non-word characters, and remove more duplicates.ru2005-02-011-70/+0
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* Remove another duplicate fortune.smkelly2005-02-011-4/+0
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* Removed full duplicates that only differ in amount of whitespaceru2005-02-011-128/+0
| | | | and line breaks.
* Remove a duplicate.des2005-02-011-3/+0
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* s/principals/principles/wilko2005-01-221-5/+0
| | | | Fortune was duplicated, remove one copy.
* 1. s/women/woman/ when the singular is intendeddougb2005-01-111-14/+5
| | | | | | 2. Remove some duplicates 3. Slightly improve a punch line, "and then cut off her head" instead of "and cut her head off."
* Correct two typos in almost identical fortunes.schweikh2005-01-101-2/+2
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* Correct two typos; remove a duplicate.schweikh2004-12-301-5/+2
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* s/Here about/Hear about/ and sort accordingly.schweikh2004-11-121-3/+3
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* The state that separates its scholars from its warriors will have itswilko2004-09-291-0/+5
| | | | thinking done by cowards, and its fighting by fools. - Thucydides
* Fix typos.le2004-07-201-3/+3
| | | | | PR: misc/67586 Submitted by: Paul A. Hoadley <paulh@logicsquad.net>
* Remove duplicate fortunes and fix some typos.le2004-07-201-396/+9
| | | | | | PR: misc/45839 Submitted by: Philipp Mergenthaler <philipp.mergenthaler@stud.uni-karlsruhe.de>
* Consistently credit President Truman as Harry S. Truman.des2004-06-011-5/+5
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* Update the "All I really need to know I learned in kindergarten" entrydougb2004-06-011-25/+36
| | | | | by using the text from the Villard Books edition (1989, pages 6 through 8) and formatting to fit in 72 columns.
* * Reformat several attributions according to ../Notes (mostly whitespace)dougb2004-06-011-429/+404
| | | | | | | | * Spell out some names that were pointlessly abbreviated * Remove a couple of incidental duplicates * Harry Truman had no actual middle name. The initial "S" was added to his name to make him appear more statesmanlike. Therefore it's not usually punctuated. * Format a couple of actual fortunes to fit into 72 columns
* Remove duplicates of the "wherever you go, there you are" fortune,dougb2004-06-011-6/+5
| | | | | quote directly from the movie, and give a better attribution (with correct spelling) for Buckaroo Banzai.
* Added forgotten quotes for citations.schweikh2004-05-201-6/+6
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* I *knew* it would be a bad idea to touch the fortunes. *sigh*fanf2004-05-111-1/+1
| | | | | Submitted by: Kevin Oberman <oberman@es.net> Pointy hat to: me, again
* Pedantry.fanf2004-05-111-2/+2
| | | | Submitted by: njl@
* On the signs of network congestion.fanf2004-05-111-0/+5
| | | | Submitted by: Simon Tatham <anakin@pobox.com>
* Don peril-sensitive sunglasses and correct the spelling of ukulele.ceri2004-04-201-1/+1
| | | | | | | | | | "Ukulele" is the canonical term, with "ukelele" being a derivation. Also there is some evidence that the original appearance of the quote had the spelling "ukulele", although anyone who has a copy of Esquire from March 1967 is welcome to prove me wrong. PR: bin/65626 Submitted by: Gavin Atkinson <gavin@ury.york.ac.uk>
* "The Aged Aged Man" was not a word doubling.schweikh2004-01-191-1/+1
| | | | Spotted by: grog
* Fix all cases of unintended word doublings (the the, and and, ...) and aschweikh2003-12-261-20/+20
| | | | few typos.
* reformat HP eng. mgr quotewilko2003-11-101-4/+5
| | | | Requested by: nate
* Fix a typo: 'in cloud' -> 'in a cloud'.roam2003-11-041-1/+2
| | | | | | PR: 58909 Submitted by: Chris Pepper <pepper@rockefeller.edu> MFC after: 1 week
* Polish last fortune.wilko2003-10-061-2/+2
| | | | Suggested by: nate
* 'Upon the release of the second version'wilko2003-10-061-0/+12
| | | | | Suggested that this is fortune material: rene@tunix.nl MFC after: 2 weeks
* * Fix a duplicate "how how"dougb2003-08-311-2/+2
| | | | * Fix pedstals -> pedestals
* At the risk of serious physical abuse from markm, add another regex joke,fanf2003-03-101-1/+4
| | | | but s/regex/regular expression/g for terminological consistency.
* We were low on regex jokes. Now we are *really* low on them.dcs2003-03-101-0/+9
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* Fix style of recent additions and sort.wollman2003-02-261-23/+22
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* EMACS joke (no, not EMACS itself).dcs2003-02-241-0/+6
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* Add a quote from Bob Schieffer's recent book about freedom of the press.wollman2003-02-231-0/+11
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* "Happiness" is a noun.ceri2003-02-181-2/+2
| | | | | PR: misc/47345 Submitted by: Ben Rosengart <ben@narcissus.net>
* Correct typos, mostly s/ a / an / where appropriate. Some whitespace cleanup,schweikh2003-01-011-6/+6
| | | | especially in troff files.
* Fix typos, mostly s/ an / a / where appropriate and a few s/an/and/schweikh2002-12-301-9/+9
| | | | Add FreeBSD Id tag where missing.
* s/seems to thing/seems to thinkschweikh2002-09-211-1/+1
| | | | X-MFC after: 4.7 is out the door
* Fix spelling of Bismarck's name and remove duplicatetg2002-09-111-18/+2
| | | | Bertrand Russell quotations.
* Spell Ken Olsen's name the same way everywhere.dwmalone2002-08-311-2/+2
| | | | PR: 7434
* Remove some Dijkstra quotes from fortunes that are duplicated in fortunes2.fanf2002-08-091-25/+14
| | | | | Move the single remaining one across to fortunes2 to join its friends. Spell his name consistently. Remove a couple of other duplicate fortunes.
* Fix a couple of typos in a Dijkstra quote.fanf2002-08-091-2/+2
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* Fix a typo.dwmalone2002-07-141-1/+1
| | | | | PR: 40523 Submitted by: Andrew Stevenson <andrew@ugh.net.au>
* Fix whitespace botch in previous commit.peter2002-07-091-0/+1
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* Add C code that counts the bits in a 32 bit word, right next to the C codepeter2002-07-091-0/+7
| | | | that reverses the bits in a 32 bit word. Who thinks up this stuff?
* Correctly attribute a Douglas Adams quote, and remove a duplicate ofdougb2002-05-151-5/+0
| | | | the same quote.
* s/-300K/~300K/mph2002-05-011-1/+1
| | | | | | | This is an absolute (kelvin) temperature. I expect that in the original source it was typeset as $\sim 300~{\rm K}$ or similar, meaning "approximately 300 K". Changing it to a minus sign in the fortunes file was clearly an error, as absolute temperatures are by definition positive.
* Add something absurd I used one night as an example of CS overcomplicationjmallett2002-04-291-0/+19
| | | | of things most hackers take for granted.
* Remove a Kurt Vonnegut quote that appears in fortunes.jmallett2002-04-291-18/+0
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* Spell out the name of Hunter S. Thompson.jmallett2002-04-291-4/+4
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