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* Remove fortunes-o from the base system. Debating what does or does notjhb2013-03-121-15437/+0
| | | | | | | | | | | belong in this file is not a useful exercise or conducive to producing a high quality advanced operating system. While here, simplify the make rules to autocompute BLDS and FILES from a single DB variable. Approved by: core MFC after: 1 week
* Remove political propagandades2013-02-051-227/+0
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* 1. Remove a bunch of duplicates. Usually this means removing them fromdougb2011-12-271-28/+18
| | | | | | | | | | | | | fortunes, but occasionally remove them from the other 2 files when they are not offensive, or not murphy'ish enough. Where the version in fortunes had better attribution and/or formatting, copy it over. 2. Fix a few typos 3. Use the full name of François De La Rochefoucauld, fix one of his quotes, and remove the duplicate of it.
* fortune(6): fix typos and misspellings.uqs2011-05-141-2/+2
| | | | | | | While here, drop words in the spelling files that are no longer used anywhere. Speling errors found via: codespell from Lucas De Marchi
* Move potentially offensive fortune to fortunes-o.brucec2011-02-131-0/+4
| | | | | PR: bin/137702 MFC after: 3 days
* Taken from actual police videos ...dougb2010-06-261-0/+33
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* Sync fortunes with other *BSDsuqs2010-03-311-181/+177
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | - Spelling errors - Typographical fixes - Consistent attributions - Use Jr. more consistently - Capitalization of dictionary-like entries - Sorting using tools/do_sort - Remove duplicate fortunes - Style according to the Notes file - Reflect correct default fortune name in Notes - Remove some no longer needed spelling hints - Drop latin1 characters (sorry Mårten) This is a partial sync against the DragonflyBSD sources, where a lot of fixes from Free, Net and OpenBSD were merged previously. Only about 50% of the changes originate from there, the rest was done by dougb and yours truly. Partial review by: wilko (earlier version), ed (dito) In collaboration with: dougb Approved by: ed (co-mentor)
* For the now-infamous Rumsfeld quote:dougb2010-01-071-3/+3
| | | | | | | | | Change "there're" to "there are" which is consistent with the vast majority of on line references. Remove a spurious trailing " Update the citation text with a suggestion from des.
* - Move potentially offensive quotes I committed recently to fortunes-o.stas2010-01-051-0/+15
| | | | | | | - Reference date. - Be more clear on context. Suggested by: dougb
* Move Warner's very funny comparison of VCS to anal sex into fortunes-odougb2009-11-071-0/+6
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* Fix several instances of spaces before commas, and one of a spacedougb2009-07-161-1/+1
| | | | | | | | before a ). PR: docs/136723 Submitted by: Ulrich Sporlein <uqs@spoerlein.net> Approved by: re (kib)
* Misc fixed to fortunesedwin2009-06-051-1/+1
| | | | | | PR: conf/112024 Submitted by: Niclas Zeising <niclas.zeising@gmail.com> MFC after: 2 days
* [patch] fortune(6): file not Y2.01K compliantedwin2009-06-041-1/+1
| | | | | | | | | Update the time in the fortune to make the joke a little bit more realistic again: Bump year from 2009 to 2039. PR: conf/129860 Submitted by: Alan Amesbury <amesbury@umn.edu> MFC after: 2 days
* Typodes2007-12-141-1/+1
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* A few more cleanups.dougb2007-12-091-6/+6
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* Combine the fortunes-o.real and the fortunes2-o file, as was donedougb2007-12-071-0/+13496
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | with fortunes and fortunes2 2 years and 2 days ago. The fortunes2-o file was brought in with the original import of the 4.4 Lite games directory, but has always consisted in large part of fortunes duplicated from other files. The combined size of the two files is still only 631K, or less than 1/3rd of the size of the fortunes file. Combining them has the added benefit of making the fortunes from fortunes2-o visibile to fortune(6)'s -m option. This change should probably not be MFC'ed beyond RELENG_7.
* Sort these files using: sh ../tools/do_sort < $file > $file.sorteddougb2007-12-071-191/+191
| | | | This greatly aids in detecting duplicates, among other things.
* This is a massive cleanup of the fortune files, including removaldougb2007-12-071-485/+196
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | of many duplicates, formatting/whitespace fixes, spelling fixes, and a host of others. Note: No fortunes were intentionally removed (other than duplicates) as part of this cleanup. In removing dupes I tried to be generous in not removing similarly worded fortunes that had even slightly different punch lines. Duplicates were resolved as follows (in this order): * + limerick -> limerick * + fortunes-o.real -> fortunes-o.real * + fortunes2-o -> fortunes2-o * + zippy -> zippy murphy + fortunes -> fortunes In correcting spelling I've tried to leave colloquial variations (especially British'isms) intact, as well as to not "correct" errors that are part of the joke. In fortunes and fortunes2-o I combined a couple of fortunes that were adjacent to each other that seemed like they should have originally been combined, and split a couple that seemed like they should have originally been split. Miscellaneous: 1. Fixed underlining 2. Capitalized proper names 3. Removed quotation marks from "freestanding" quotes for consistency 4. Added quotation marks to QOTD fortunes that needed them 5. Corrected or added many attributions 6. Removed apostrophes from trailing 's' that are plural, not possessive 7. Updated the path to fortune stuff included in some of the jokes 8. Updated several fortunes to their original version, and added attribution 9. Split up compound words that ispell tripped over
* Add some quotes from the television show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"dougb2007-12-071-0/+120
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* Fix a couple of small typos, and remove a duplicatedougb2007-10-211-14/+0
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* Add some more random offensive quotes.kris2007-03-291-0/+26
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* Dialogue gem from Deadwoodkris2007-03-291-0/+5
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* Add the fortunes from the PR that were not already present.dougb2006-12-301-0/+6
| | | | | | | | | | Delete some duplicates found while double checking the new ones, and fix a typo. These haven't been sorted yet, but will be in a future commit. PR: ports/40273 Submitted by: Achim Patzner <ap@proxon.bnc.net>
* Add a new fortune from petef.smkelly2004-04-291-0/+2
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* Add jerk city commentary on C++.imp2004-04-271-0/+4
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* Fix spelling/grammar errors and remove a duplicateeivind2003-09-131-6/+3
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* Fix typoeivind2003-03-191-1/+1
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* Fix a few more of my typos, a few others I noticed, and some ispell help.dougb2002-04-301-5/+5
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* Correct typo (is -> us).sheldonh2002-04-301-1/+1
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* Move the Rush Limbaugh fortunes to the offensive file, right after thedougb2002-04-291-0/+227
| | | | | Anti-Reagan section. :) Apparently, people find opinions contrary to their own to be offensive.
* Sort according to ../tools/do_sortdougb2002-04-291-263/+264
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* * Add $FreeBSD$ to limerick and zippydougb2002-04-281-2/+2
| | | | | | | * Delete trailing white space in all its forms. In addition to being bad style in general, it also causes formatting, and other problems for various third party items (like xscreensaver) which use fortunes for their own purposes.
* Assorted mechanical fixes.dd2002-03-091-1/+1
| | | | | PR: 34790 Submitted by: Mike Makonnen <mike_makonnen@yahoo.com>
* Add a brief comparative analysis of 3 popular religions.kris2001-10-011-0/+7
| | | | Approved by: maintainer
* Correct spelling of foresight.dwmalone2001-01-251-1/+1
| | | | | PR: 24637 Submitted by: Christopher Rued <christor@ug.cs.sunysb.edu>
* Add an amusing spoonerism.kris2000-10-101-0/+2
| | | | | Submitted by: Benno Rice <benno@hiro.netizen.com.au> Approved by: jkh
* Remove a period inserted by a previous commit. Corporate mottos andhoek2000-05-251-1/+1
| | | | | | the like usually don't have periods. Approved by: The Fortune Master
* Get rid of some deltas lying around. This is a collection of lots ofgreen2000-03-261-38/+38
| | | | | | small typo fixes. Most have to do with periods and ellipses, but there are some spelling, capitalization, and miscellaneous fixes. No meanings have been changed.
* Add $FreeBSD$billf1999-10-311-1/+2
| | | | 'if gets laid once' -> 'it gets laid once'
* a bunch of formatting (\t -> \t\t) changes... so I was board one night.. :)jmg1997-05-231-1/+1
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* Use correct spelling of ``knew''.rgrimes1995-07-171-1/+1
| | | | Obtained from: netbsd-bugs@NetBSD.ORG, Peter Seebach <seebs@solon.com>
* Bring in the 4.4 Lite games directory, modulo man page changes and segregationjkh1994-09-041-0/+2029
of the x11 based games. I'm not going to tag the originals with bsd_44_lite and do this in two stages since it's just not worth it for this collection, and I've got directory renames to deal with that way. Bleah. Submitted by: jkh
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