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@@ -770,8 +770,8 @@ Haggis, n.:
Haggis is a kind of stuff black pudding eaten by the Scots and
considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human
consumption. The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or
-other animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled
-in maw in the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and ... Excuse me a minute....
+other animal are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in the sheep's
+intestinal stomach-bag and ... Excuse me a minute....
%
Hardly a pure science, history is closer to animal husbandry than it is
to mathematics, in that it involves selective breeding. The principal
@@ -1350,9 +1350,6 @@ liking pussy for liking girls. Believe me, one couldn't have less to
do with the other.
-- Jules Feiffer
%
-Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga produced in this
-country. The remainder is thrown out.
-%
Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.
@@ -1663,7 +1660,7 @@ Support the right of unborn males to bear arms!
the Catholic Church, and the National Rifle
Association
%
-Sure eating yogurt will improve your sex life. People know that if
+Sure eating yoghurt will improve your sex life. People know that if
you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
%
Sure, Reagan has promised to take senility tests. But what if he
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