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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o index 827f97a..1125249 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o @@ -2181,7 +2181,7 @@ And bring me back ma prick. I canna wait for him to die -- Tom Sharpe, "The Ballad of Prick 'Em Dry" % 1. The sport of choice for the low skill level employees is: BASKETBALL. -2. The sport of choice for maintainence level employees is: BOWLING. +2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is: FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: BASEBALL. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is: TENNIS. @@ -2221,7 +2221,7 @@ your balls. 10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man: 1. Having a beer can't make you pregnant. - 2. A beer doesn't wouldn't trade you in on a sports car. + 2. A beer wouldn't trade you in on a sports car. 3. If a beer did have a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you. 4. A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers. 5. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine. @@ -4025,7 +4025,7 @@ Al Gore resembled a Vulcan desperately in need of a blow job. % Alaska, where Moosehead isn't a beer, it's a misdemeanor. -Q: You know how to figure out if your lover's been "invovlved"? +Q: You know how to figure out if your lover's been "involved"? A: Antler marks on their hips. % Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, |