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| -rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/limerick | 11 |
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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick index d150630..a10e5f6 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick @@ -3438,18 +3438,13 @@ There was a young lady from Munich Who had an affair with a eunuch. At the height of their passion He dealt her a ration -% -There was a young lady from Munich -Who had an affair with a eunuch. - At the height of their passion - He dealt her a ration From a squirt gun concealed in his tunic. % There was a young lady from Norway Who hung by her heels in a doorway. She told her young man, "Get off the divan, -I think I've discovered one more way " +I think I've discovered one more way" % There was a young lady from Prentice Who had an affair with a dentist. @@ -3578,7 +3573,7 @@ Who, as the result of a wager, Of Mozart's quartet in F major. % There was a young lady named Ciss -Who said, "I think skating's a bliss " +Who said, "I think skating's a bliss" But she'll never restate, For a wheel off her skate .siht ekil gnihtemos pu hsinif reh edaM @@ -4509,7 +4504,7 @@ There was a young physicist named Fisk Whose lovemaking was rather brisk. So quick was his action, The Lorentz Contraction -Shortened his rod to a disc !! +Shortened his rod to a disc! % There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. |
