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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index e87249a..e7367b5 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -1767,25 +1767,6 @@ Chinese ideogram for NO-THING.) Primarily because nobody understood Chinese. -- Camden Benares, "Zen Without Zen Masters" % - better !pout !cry - better watchout - lpr why - santa claus < north pole > town - - cat /etc/passwd > list - ncheck list - ncheck list - cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist - cat list | grep nice > giftlist - santa claus < north pole > town - - who | grep sleeping - who | grep awake - who | grep bad || good - for (goodness sake) { - be good - } -% Brian Kernighan has an automobile which he helped design. Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas guage, nor any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver. @@ -9484,9 +9465,6 @@ A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive. AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room! % -AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! -You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room! -% Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy. % Abbott's Admonitions: @@ -10347,10 +10325,6 @@ All flesh is grass. -- Isaiah Smoke a friend today. % -"All flesh is grass" - -- Isiah -Smoke a friend today. -% All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twain % @@ -21236,19 +21210,6 @@ Here, copacetic with Brutus and the studs, -- for Brutus is a real cool cat; So are they all, all cool cats, -- Come I to make this gig at Caesar's laying down. % -Friends, Romans, Hipsters, -Let me clue you in; -I come to put down Caeser, not to groove him. -The square kicks some cats are on stay with them; -The hip bits, like, go down under; so let it lay with Caeser. -The cool Brutus gave you the message: Caeser had big eyes; -If that's the sound, someone's copping a plea, -And, like, old Caeser really set them straight. -Here, copacetic with Brutus and the studs, -- for Brutus is a - real cool cat; -So are they all, all cool cats, -- -Come I to make this gig at Caeser's laying down. -% Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other. -- Honore DeBalzac @@ -24011,17 +23972,6 @@ Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws Weil es uns duenkt er sei verreckt. And numerous Sins upon his head; We buried him today because As far as we can tell, he's dead. - - -- PDQ Bach's epitaph, as requested by his cousin Betty - Sue Bach and written by the local doggeral catcher; - "The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", Peter Schickele -% -Hier liegt ein Mann ganz ohnegleich; -Im Leibe dick, an Suenden reich. -Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws -Weil es uns duenkt er sei verreckt. And numerous Sins upon his head; - We buried him today because - As far as we can tell, he's dead. -- PDQ Bach's epitaph, as requested by his cousin Betty Sue Bach and written by the local doggerel catcher; "The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", Peter @@ -25353,10 +25303,6 @@ I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. -- Galileo Galilei % -"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us -with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use." - -- Galileo Galilei -% I do not know myself and God forbid that I should. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe % @@ -36715,24 +36661,6 @@ steam escape. Bake in a hot oven (425 F) 30 to 35 minutes, until crust is crisp and golden. Serve warm. Cut into 6 to 8 slices. -- Found lurking on a Ritz Crackers box % -MOCK APPLE PIE (No Apples Needed) - - Pastry to two crust 9-inch pie 36 RITZ Crackers -2 cups water 2 cups sugar -2 teaspoons cream of tartar 2 tablespoons lemon juice - Grated rind of one lemon Butter or margarine - Cinnamon - -Roll out bottom crust of pastry and fit into 9-inch pie plate. Break -RITZ Crackers coarsley into pastry-lined plate. Combine water, sugar -and cream of tartar in saucepan, boil gently for 15 minutes. Add lemon -juice and rind. Cool. Pour this syrup over Crackers, dot generously -with butter or margarine and sprinkle with cinnamon. Cover with top -crust. Trim and flute edges together. Cut slits in top crust to let -steam escape. Bake in a hot oven (425 F) 30 to 35 minutes, until crust -is crisp and golden. Serve warm. Cut into 6 to 8 slices. - -- Found lurking on a Ritz Crackers box -% Modeling paged and segmented memories is tricky business. -- P. J. Denning % @@ -38326,9 +38254,6 @@ no hatred so intense or immovable as that of woman for woman. -- Landor % No good deed goes unpunished. - -- Clare Booth Luce -% -No good deed goes unpunished. -- Clare Boothe Luce % No group of professionals meets except to @@ -41608,9 +41533,6 @@ Phasers locked on target, Captain. Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to exciting Camden, New Jersey. % -Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so -because it is next to exciting Camden, New Jersy. -% Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny. % philosophy: @@ -45951,11 +45873,6 @@ Skinner's Constant (or Flannagan's Finagling Factor): or subtracted from the answer you got, gives you the answer you should have gotten. % -Skinner's Constant (or Flannagan's Finagling Factor): - That quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added to, -or subtracted from the answer you get, gives you the answer you should -have gotten. -% skldfjkljklsR%^&(IXDRTYju187pkasdjbasdfbuil h;asvgy8p 23r1vyui135 2 kmxsij90TYDFS$$b jkzxdjkl bjnk ;j nk;<[][;-==-<<<<<';[, @@ -52297,10 +52214,6 @@ take it too seriously. The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today. -- Lewis Carroll % -The rule on staying alive as a forcaster is to give 'em a number or -give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once. - -- Jane Bryant Quinn -% The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once. -- Jane Bryant Quinn @@ -53943,15 +53856,6 @@ When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. -- Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior % -There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be -offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a -series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of -food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection -increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the -affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no -circumstances can the food be omitted. - -- Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour -% "There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain." @@ -54363,12 +54267,6 @@ That no longer exists. There is no proverb that is not true. -- Cervantes % -There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools -to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. -So it is written in the genetic cards -- only physics and war hold him in -check. And also the wife who wants him home by five, of course. - -- Encyclopadia Apocryphia, 1990 ed. -% There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards -- only physics and @@ -54832,20 +54730,6 @@ Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is The gain of the one at the top, For art is a form of catharsis, And love is a permanent flop, -And work is the provence of cattle, - And rest's for a clam in a shell, -So I'm thinking of throwing the battle -- - Would you kindly direct me to hell? - -- Dorothy Parker -% -There's little in taking or giving, - There's little in water or wine: -This living, this living, this living, - Was never a project of mine. -Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is - The gain of the one at the top, -For art is a form of catharsis, - And love is a permanent flop, And work is the province of cattle, And rest's for a clam in a shell, So I'm thinking of throwing the battle -- @@ -55183,8 +55067,6 @@ their property that they may more perfectly respect it. Things are more like they are today than they ever were before. -- Dwight Eisenhower % -Things are more like they used to be than they are new. -% Things are more like they used to be than they are now. % Things are not always what they seem. @@ -60516,9 +60398,6 @@ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. When the government bureau's remedies do not match your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy. % -When the government bureau's remedies don't match your problem, you modify -the problem, not the remedy. -% When the Guru administers, the users are hardly aware that he exists. Next best is a sysop who is loved. @@ -60712,8 +60591,6 @@ When you die, you lose a very important part of your life. When you dig another out of trouble, you've got a place to bury your own. % -When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly. -% When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. % When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly. @@ -61799,10 +61676,6 @@ WOMAN: Woman: "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?" Yogi Berra: "No, ma'am, its not even carbonated." % -Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't -want to own one. - -- W.C. Fields -% Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -- Dumas % @@ -64199,9 +64072,6 @@ You won't skid if you stay in a rut. % You work very hard. Don't try to think as well. % -You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to -worry. -% You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry. % |
