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 From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
 rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
+%
+There was a young lady named Susie,
+Who everyone thought was a floozy.
+	She liked boy scout troops
+	and Shriners, in groups;
+"What the hell?" She replied. "I'm not choosy."
+
+From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
+rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
+%
+A fellow who lived in West Perkin
+was always a-jerkin' his gherkin.
+	Said he, "It's not fickle
+	to play with my pickle.
+At least my gherkin's a workin'."
+
+From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
+rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
+%
+A proctologist name of McGee
+once bent over double to see
+	an eyeball of glass
+	he had shoved up his ass,
+"--- so I can see one that looks back at me."
+
+From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
+rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
+%
+Bart has a singular penis
+for his wife who is built like a Venus.
+	He awoke with a fright
+	last Saturday night:
+"Hey! Something is coming between us!"
+
+From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
+rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
+%
+A lady who lives in New Delhi
+has habits disgusting and smelhi.
+	She likes to eat feces
+	of various species.
+(The recipe is tattooed or her belhi.)
+
+From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
+rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
+%
+A daisy chain isn't a riddle.
+just some folks who are happy to fiddle,
+	by twos and by threes,
+	on their backs or their knees,
+and it's fun getting caught in the middle!
+
+From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
+rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
+%
+A lad with a marvelous bend
+has no need of a lover or friend.
+	What he does to himself
+	would fill up a shelf,
+but alas, he has come to his end.
+
+From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
+rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
+%
+There was an old witch, name of Jessie
+whose crotch was all smelly and messie.
+	She enjoyed a good squirm
+	with an alien worm
+-- and got stains all over her dressie!
+
+From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
+rights reserved, used with permission of the author.