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@@ -14879,6 +14879,8 @@ WARNING:
 mind, change the curvature of your spine, cause the growth of hair on
 your palms, and make a difference in the outcome of your favorite war.
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+Warning: Do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.
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 Warning: Listening to WXRT on April Fools' Day is not recommended for
 those who are slightly disoriented the first few hours after waking
 up.