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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o index e4a4494..49d6fb9 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o @@ -2181,6 +2181,16 @@ And bring me back ma prick. I canna wait for him to die Afore I have a pee. -- Tom Sharpe, "The Ballad of Prick 'Em Dry" % +1. The sport of choice for the low skill level employees is: BASKETBALL. +2. The sport of choice for maintainence level employees is: BOWLING. +3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is: FOOTBALL. +4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: BASEBALL. +5. The sport of choice for middle management is: TENNIS. +6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: GOLF. + +AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller +your balls. +% 10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man: 1. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up. |
