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Diffstat (limited to 'games/fortune')
-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 10 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real | 2 |
2 files changed, 6 insertions, 6 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 7212e1f..de09c96 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -12247,7 +12247,7 @@ after they got done, you wanted to be transferred here. Why?" "The test or the room?" "The tests or the room? Vell, nah, about them I can't complain." "The nurses? The food?" asked Fats, but Bernard shook his head no. -Fats laughed and said, "Listen , Bernie, you went to the MBH, they did this +Fats laughed and said, "Listen, Bernie, you went to the MBH, they did this great workup, and when I asked you shy you came to the House of God, all you tell me is, 'Nah, I can't complain.' So why did you come here? Why, Bernie, why?" @@ -25030,7 +25030,7 @@ Great song. -- Fred Reuss % I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any -questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the +questions, I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but I couldn't work @@ -25555,7 +25555,7 @@ we wouldn't reach a conclusion. If an average person on the subway turns to you, like an ancient mariner, and starts telling you her tale, you turn away or nod and hope she stops, not just because you fear she might be crazy. If she tells her tale on -camera, you might listen. Watching strangers on television , even +camera, you might listen. Watching strangers on television, even responding to them from a studio audience, we're disengaged - voyeurs collaborating with exhibitionists in rituals of sham community. Never have so many known so much about people for whom they cared so little. @@ -26172,9 +26172,9 @@ they'll never hurt you, nine times out of ten! % If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? % -If preceded by a '-' , the timezone shall be east of the Prime +If preceded by a '-', the timezone shall be east of the Prime Meridian; otherwise, it shall be west (which may be indicated by -an optional preceding '+' ). +an optional preceding '+'). -- POSIX 2001 The "+" or "-" indicates whether the time-of-day is ahead of diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real index 7a8bd55..3238af4 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real @@ -6576,7 +6576,7 @@ mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse. After a few hours in their hot tubs, Californians don't give a damn about earthquakes or mass murderers. They don't give a -damn about anything , which is why they are able to produce "Laverne and +damn about anything, which is why they are able to produce "Laverne and Shirley" week after week. -- Dave Barry % |