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@@ -178,7 +178,7 @@ LEFT at th'HOLIDAY INN!! JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!! MAKE me an OFFER!!!
CONGRATULATIONS! Now should I make thinly veiled comments about
DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??
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-Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRONi ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
+Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
TARTAR SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY ...
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Could I have a drug overdose?
@@ -200,7 +200,7 @@ DIDI ... is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?
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Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?
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-Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running
+Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahyde pipeline running
straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the
dollar!
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@@ -290,7 +290,7 @@ He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
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He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me
like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER! Or maybe he'd like to
-PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
+PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!! I guess I should call AL PACINO!
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Hello? Enema Bondage? I'm calling because I want to be happy, I
@@ -351,7 +351,7 @@ MOUSTACHE ... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY,
HONESTY & WARMTH? It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce
to NANCY SINATRA!
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-How many returned bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
+How many retired bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
SHARPENERS right NOW??
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How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??
@@ -604,7 +604,7 @@ if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!
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If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
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-If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry
+If Robert De Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry
Bonzo??
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I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
@@ -802,7 +802,7 @@ ASHTRAYS ...
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Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...
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-Let's all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON's legal difficulties!!
+Let's all show human CONCERN for REVEREND MOON's legal difficulties!!
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Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
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