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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy b/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy index a613036..7c43436 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy @@ -178,7 +178,7 @@ LEFT at th'HOLIDAY INN!! JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!! MAKE me an OFFER!!! CONGRATULATIONS! Now should I make thinly veiled comments about DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE?? % -Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRONi ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds +Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds TARTAR SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY ... % Could I have a drug overdose? @@ -200,7 +200,7 @@ DIDI ... is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL? % Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo? % -Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running +Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahyde pipeline running straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the dollar! % @@ -290,7 +290,7 @@ He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him -- % He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER! Or maybe he'd like to -PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING +PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!! I guess I should call AL PACINO! % Hello? Enema Bondage? I'm calling because I want to be happy, I @@ -351,7 +351,7 @@ MOUSTACHE ... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY, HONESTY & WARMTH? It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce to NANCY SINATRA! % -How many returned bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL +How many retired bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL SHARPENERS right NOW?? % How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS?? @@ -604,7 +604,7 @@ if it GLISTENS, gobble it!! % If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun! % -If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry +If Robert De Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry Bonzo?? % I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!! @@ -802,7 +802,7 @@ ASHTRAYS ... % Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ... % -Let's all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON's legal difficulties!! +Let's all show human CONCERN for REVEREND MOON's legal difficulties!! % Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories! % |