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@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
I have written some limericks quite fateful,
malicious and vicious and hateful;
but I've torn up the jokes
- that will sicken most folks,
+ that would sicken most folks,
and humanity ought to be grateful.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
@@ -215,7 +215,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
There was a young lady quite tearful.
Of sucking a cock, she was fearful.
- In a moment of dreard,
+ In a moment of dread,
she just turned her head.
And, boy! Did she get an earful!
@@ -499,7 +499,7 @@ Rick promised to gently deflower
a maiden who lived on South Gower,
(The truth is, he spread
her legs wide on the bed,
-and finsihed her off in an hour.)
+and finished her off in an hour.)
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
@@ -531,15 +531,6 @@ and left her all dried up and squinty.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
-I have written some limericks quite fateful,
-malicious and vicious and hateful;
- but I've torn up the jokes
- that would sicken most folks,
-and humanity ought ot be grateful;
-
-From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
-rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
-%
Here's the tale of Benjamin Sneed:
Where others were two'd he was three'd
and when they unmasked it,
@@ -552,7 +543,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
A maiden who had a third breast
always kept her hand close to her chest,
and I promised her well
- that I never woudl tell.
+ that I never would tell.
(Write me privately. Name on request.)
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
@@ -741,7 +732,7 @@ tie me up in some chains that are clinky.
Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment
of high-grade Vaseline,
and a strong trampoline,
-and allof the other equipment!"
+and all of the other equipment!"
"Now, when we get all the bedsprings a-drummin',
that's when I'll start in a-hummin',
@@ -769,7 +760,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
%
The speed of Ed's seed is unclocked
whenever a lady's unfrocked.
- Tho' his spirit is willin,
+ Tho' his spirit is willin',
when a pussy needs fillin',
he's a man who goes off half-cocked.
@@ -815,7 +806,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
A king who was mad at the time,
decreed limerick writing a crime.
but late in the night
- all the poets woudl write
+ all the poets would write
verses without any rhyme or meter.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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