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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 3311cc7..b564e09 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -13224,6 +13224,10 @@ Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel", which is what it tastes like. -- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's" % +The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs. It's +absolutely not. + -- Bill Gates +% The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. @@ -14318,6 +14322,10 @@ statement." To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit, call it the target. % +To envision how a 4-processor system running [SunOS] 4.1.x works, think +of four kids and one bathroom. + -- John DiMarco +% To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy. % "To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System" |