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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index 63ae95a..d046d16 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -4435,7 +4435,7 @@ they're not selling." Bowman hesitates. "You aren't IBM compatible." [...] "The letters H, A, and L are alphabetically adjacent to the letters -I, B, and M. That is a IBM compatible as I can be." +I, B, and M. That is as IBM compatible as I can be." "Not quite, HAL. The engineers have figured out a kludge." "What kludge is that, Dave?" "I'm going to disconnect your brain." @@ -21036,7 +21036,7 @@ Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill. % Human cardiac catheterization was introduced by Werner Forssman in 1929. Ignoring his department chief, and tying his assistant to an operating -table to prevent her interference, he placed a ureteral catheter into +table to prevent her interference, he placed a urethral catheter into a vein in his arm, advanced it to the right atrium [of his heart], and walked upstairs to the x-ray department where he took the confirmatory x-ray film. In 1956, Dr. Forssman was awarded the Nobel Prize. @@ -36575,7 +36575,7 @@ Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying? A: When his lips move. % Q: How did the elephant get to the top of the oak tree? -A: He sat on a acorn and waited for spring. +A: He sat on an acorn and waited for spring. Q: But how did he get back down? A: He crawled out on a leaf and waited for autumn. @@ -40118,7 +40118,7 @@ Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. Son, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. And he is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Ace of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ears. -But son, do not bet this man, for you will end up with a ear full of cider. +But son, do not bet this man, for you will end up with an ear full of cider. -- Sky Masterson's Father % Sooner or later you must pay for your sins. @@ -50098,7 +50098,7 @@ We gotta get out of this place, If it's the last thing we ever do. -- The Animals % -We have a equal opportunity Calculus class -- it's fully integrated. +We have an equal opportunity Calculus class -- it's fully integrated. % We have art that we do not die of the truth. -- Nietzsche @@ -55170,7 +55170,7 @@ a lowly bit twiddler. Now with what I learned at MIT Tech I feel really important and can obfuscate and confuse with the best." Mr. Watkins had this to say: "Ten short days ago all I could look forward -to was a dead-end job as a engineer. Now I have a promising future and +to was a dead-end job as an engineer. Now I have a promising future and make really big Zorkmids." MIT Tech can't promise these fantastic results to everyone, but when |
