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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index 6c8787a..b4f9668 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -34785,21 +34785,6 @@ is that there never was a plan in the first place. One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan. % -One promising concept that I came up with right away was that you could -manufacture personal air bags, then get a law passed requiring that they be -installed on congressmen to keep them from taking trips. Let's say your -congressman was trying to travel to Paris to do a fact-finding study on how -the French government handles diseases transmitted by sherbet. Just when -he got to the plane, his mandatory air bag, strapped around his waist, would -inflate -- FWWAAAAAAPPPP -- thus rendering him too large to fit through the -plane door. It could also be rigged to inflate whenever the congressman -proposed a law. ("Mr. Speaker, people ask me, why should October be -designated as Cuticle Inspection Month? And I answer that FWWAAAAAAPPPP.") -This would save millions of dollars, so I have no doubt that the public -would violently support a law requiring airbags on congressmen. The problem -is that your potential market is very small: there are only around 500 -members of congress. -% One reason why George Washington Is held in such veneration: He never blamed his problems |