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@@ -3114,7 +3114,7 @@ the word 'screw' in the courtroom. Say 'intercourse' instead."
probably not aware of. Never mind. Please continue."
"Well, like ah said, he had 'er shoved up agin' thet wall, an' he
was... uh... intercoursin' 'er, an' he give 'er the crossjostle, the Chicago
-Stroke, an she let out with a holler thet..."
+Stroke, an' she let out with a holler thet..."
"One moment," interrupted the Bench. "What is this, ah, Chicago
Stroke, Mr. Bumpass?"
"Well, thet's a technicality of screwin', Judge, thet you're probably
@@ -6220,7 +6220,7 @@ Fortune's Rules for Memo Wars: #3
The proper time for a vicious ad hominem attack is when you have no logical
recourse. If you have been arguing a point with a person or persons for
-30 odd weeks, and an memo comes across that logically tears down the
+30 odd weeks, and a memo comes across that logically tears down the
final shred of evidence that you thought you had, that is the time to call
the author of that memo:
1: a mindless twit who attacks other people's beliefs for no reason.
@@ -6231,7 +6231,7 @@ the author of that memo:
The OTHER proper time for an ad hominem attack is immediately after someone
has posted something you don't understand. Given the current state of modern
electronic communications technology your inability to comprehend the meaning
-of an memo constitutes a violation of western moral tradition on the part of
+of a memo constitutes a violation of western moral tradition on the part of
the author of that memo, and the author should be taken to task publicly via
a series of really nasty, name-calling oriented memos.
%
@@ -10256,7 +10256,7 @@ to show that if you've got a big dick, you don't need a Mercedes."
One day Adam, while wandering around the Garden of Eden, noticed that all
the animals seemed to come in pairs, male and female. He also noted that
they seemed to enjoy being together a lot. So, he went to his special
-place an reported to God what he'd noticed.
+place and reported to God what he'd noticed.
God, understanding his need, said, "Adam, the time has come for me
to provide you with a mate. Go lie down and when you have fallen asleep, I
will create your mate."
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