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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real index 3e47792..3733ef9 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real @@ -7722,7 +7722,7 @@ I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda, I was lewd, but my God! she was lewder. She said it was crude To be wooed in the nude-- -I persued her, subdued her, and screwed her! +I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her! % I would like to say, Mister Bunce, I'm a great connoisseur of hot cunts. @@ -9044,7 +9044,7 @@ raped, his house burned, and all his cattle rustled. When he told his distant neighbors about the tragedy, a few of them reported that the only stranger they had seen in the area for weeks was a tall desperado wearing a black hat and a red neckerchief. - The cowboy saddled his fastest horse and set out to find the villian. + The cowboy saddled his fastest horse and set out to find the villain. He searched for months but couldn't catch up with the culprit; in town after dusty town he was told that a man fitting the description had been there but had just departed; usually after some heinous crime. |