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@@ -7722,7 +7722,7 @@ I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda,
I was lewd, but my God! she was lewder.
She said it was crude
To be wooed in the nude--
-I persued her, subdued her, and screwed her!
+I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her!
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I would like to say, Mister Bunce,
I'm a great connoisseur of hot cunts.
@@ -9044,7 +9044,7 @@ raped, his house burned, and all his cattle rustled. When he told his
distant neighbors about the tragedy, a few of them reported that the only
stranger they had seen in the area for weeks was a tall desperado wearing a
black hat and a red neckerchief.
- The cowboy saddled his fastest horse and set out to find the villian.
+ The cowboy saddled his fastest horse and set out to find the villain.
He searched for months but couldn't catch up with the culprit; in town after
dusty town he was told that a man fitting the description had been there but
had just departed; usually after some heinous crime.
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