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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real index 301ac0b..c2393ae 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real @@ -2268,3 +2268,9 @@ to bullshit you, or I may just be bullshitting you inadvertently." % UNIX is hard. Let's go shopping! % +Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. +% +No one is listening until you fart. +% +We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... +then things get worse. |
