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The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.
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-The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France
-on a buying trip. As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an
-acquaintance with a beautiful young lady. However, she only spoke
-French and he only spoke English, so each couldn't understand a word
-the other spoke. He took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a
-picture of a taxi. She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a
-ride in the park. Later, he drew a picture of a table in a restaurant
-with a question mark and she nodded, so they went to dinner. After
-dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted. They went to
-several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious
-evening. It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and
-drew a picture of a four-poster bed. He was dumbfounded, and has never
-been able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business.
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The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a
chance to prove it.
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