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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real index 63cb988..39d6b6e 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real @@ -1737,20 +1737,6 @@ We are talking about a lot of jobs. % The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me. % -The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France -on a buying trip. As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an -acquaintance with a beautiful young lady. However, she only spoke -French and he only spoke English, so each couldn't understand a word -the other spoke. He took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a -picture of a taxi. She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a -ride in the park. Later, he drew a picture of a table in a restaurant -with a question mark and she nodded, so they went to dinner. After -dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted. They went to -several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious -evening. It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and -drew a picture of a four-poster bed. He was dumbfounded, and has never -been able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business. -% The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it. % |