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@@ -11810,9 +11810,9 @@ Says an airlining wanton named Vi:
I'll take head on a flight,
So the guy can have pie in the sky."
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-schnuffel, n.:
- A dog's practice of continuously nuzzling in your crotch in mixed
- company.
+Schnuffel, n.:
+ A dog's practice of continuously nuzzling in your crotch in
+ mixed company.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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"Scott, baby," the sexually aggressive girl murmured as she guided
@@ -12173,7 +12173,7 @@ Sniff sniff... Hey! Who farted?
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Snow White:
"Gee guys, I've always dreamed of getting ten inches...
- but not an inch-and-a-half at a time!
+ but not an inch-and-a-half at a time!"
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"Snyder's got a stiff ticket," said Kay,
"Come on, take it out, and let's play."
@@ -13073,7 +13073,7 @@ returned to the rectory to find a note from that worthy.
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The new rooster caused a great stir in the barnyard. From resplendent comb
to defiant spurs, he was the picture of young bantamhood. Almost immediately
-upon arrival, he was greeted by and elderly rooster who took him behind the
+upon arrival, he was greeted by an elderly rooster who took him behind the
barn and whispered in his ear: "Young fellow, I'm long past my prime. All I
want now is peace and solitude. So you take over right now as ruler of the
roost with my blessings."
@@ -13082,7 +13082,7 @@ a young rooster could. After several days, however, the elder rooster again
took the young champion behind the barn. "Kid," he said, "the hens are after
me for giving up my position so readily. So why don't we have a race, say,
ten laps around the farmhouse? The winner becomes undisputed keeper of the
-henhouse and the hens will stop nagging me.
+henhouse and the hens will stop nagging me."
The young rooster, with only contempt for his elder, agreed.
Surprisingly, the older one jumped off to an early lead. His counterpart,
weakened by the activities of the previous week, was never quite able to
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